confidence//phan

Breakfast Bar

A/N: Lol this update took longer than a day... my b... enjoy!

"Ow." Dan groaned as he removed Phil's arm from his face. "your limbs aren't even controlled in your sleep." He sat up and looked around the room. Sun was peaking through the window, a plant was hanging on to life in an adjacent corner and Phil was mumbling in his sleep. "How nice." Dan thought to himself, tilting his head to get a better look at Phil. "Very nice."

Dan quietly got out of the bed and started rummaging through his wardrobe before finding a pair of pajama pants and slipping them on. He left the bedroom and wandered his way into the kitchen where he found basically no food except for twenty boxes of cereal, rice, instant ramen, bread and three eggs. He sighed and trudged downstairs to his dads old six-car-garage where he opened an outside freezer to pull out a package of bacon and a frozen carton of orange juice. Moments later he was back in his kitchen, placing sizzling bacon on a paper plate and jumping at someone's hands as they wrapped around his waist.

"It's not very often someone cooks a full breakfast for someone they didn't even bang." Phil commented while releasing Dan and ruffling his curls.

"What can I say? I'm a pure gentleman."

Phil scoffed. "You're one slutty gentleman."

"That indeed I am. But at least I'm a slut with etiquette." Dan placed a paper plate in front of Phil topped with bacon, toast and slightly-overcooked eggs. "Enjoy your highness."

Phil thanked him and plopped himself onto a stool at the breakfast bar.

"You look pretty hot in my clothes Lester. Pink would really suit you."

a/n: oops it's short... there is only so much I can do when I have nothing going on in my mind.