BTS Oneshots

Namjin ღ Destroyer

-mpreg ish

-Lord bless me

-Namjin

-short

-they have the same hair colors as now

requested by 

❝KIM NAMJOON!❞

The male sighed as he heard his husband call him from downstairs. He stood up from his desk and lazily walked down the stairs. Once he was at the bottom, he was greeted by a fuming Jin. Already, he was holding his pink (fabulous) pan behind him.

"Yes, Aegi?"

In situations like this, Namjoon would often call Jin a sweet nickname in fear of being hit. Once, he complimented his partner so much that Jin completely forgot on why he was scolding his husband. But then again. That was ONCE.

"Don't even try that on me, Joon." Jin said.

The younger sighed, defeated. He hugged his Jinnie and rested his chin on the other's shoulder.

"What have you been teaching Seokjoon?"

(Bare with me, I couldn't think of a name!)

Namjoon gulped. He knew exactly what Jin was talking about. Let's just say, it isn't good to have a perverted father. He quietly mumbled a prayer hoping it wasn't what he though it was.

"He. Used. A. Friggin. Pick. Up. Line. On. His. Classmate."

Yup. It was exactly what he though it was. After hearing that his son had a crush, he thought it would be the perfect time to teach his son on how to 'pick up chicks'. He told him every single pick up line he knew. Unfortunately, all of them are very cheesy. You'd think that a song writer would be good but no. 

Despite being obviously guilty, he still tried to act innocent.

"Oh really? Where is that kid?"

"Don't. You suck at lying."

The blonde sheepishly grinned at the other.

"It isn't the one from War Of Hormone, is it?" Namjoon asked.

At that exact moment, their child entered the room.

"Eomma? Appa?" The pure kid called.

"Aigoo, my aegi. C'mere and tell Appa about the incident in your class earlier." Jin said.

The little boy walked up to his Appa and both boys sat down.

"I walked to the girl I liked." Their son began telling his story.

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"And I used the pick up line Appa told me abo-"

"Which one, sweat pea?" Namjoon cut the kid off.

The small boy rubbed his chin, thinking.

"'Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?'" He replied.

The younger parent sighed in relief.

"Then I told her the food one!" Seokjoon said, excitedly.

The blonde froze.

"Which food?"

"'Thank you for existing. Please call me, I'll buy you food. I think I'm crazy these days'"

Yep. His kid did really say the War Of Hormone one. Both parents dismissed their child because it was getting late.

"You're destroying our child's innocence, Joonie."

"Just like how I destroy y-"

That is the story on how Kim Namjoon had to suffer a black eye from Jin's bootyful pan.