It preferences (y'all should read)

PREFERENCE #25 (you kiss them in front of their parents) losers

Bill:
-you were leaving his house
-you both were saying goodbye
-you kissed him and left
-his parents were watching
-they took pictures

Ben:
-you both were watching a movie
-little did you both know his mom went in the room to hand you some snacks
-say the whole thing
-fangirled
-TOOK A PICTURE
-HANGED IT ON THE WALL

Eddie:
-you both were riding bikes
-y'all stopped to catch your breath
-his mom was driving by
-saw it all
-she yelled at you

Richie:
-they didn't see
-they don't really care at all
-doesn't know who you are
-sad

Stan:
-his dad felt shame
-scolded Stan
-you let Stan sleep at your house
-held him while he cried
-only lets you see him when he's vulnerable

Beverly:
-you both were at a ice cream shop
-the guy who owns the shop is a homosexual and supports you
-her dad walked in as you kissed
-yelled at her
-guy kicked him out the shop
-her dad kicked her out the house
-she lives with you now

Mike:
-his grandpa sees you as a distraction
-didn't care when y'all kissed
-told mike not to do that in front of him
-didn't like it