It preferences (y'all should read)

PREFERENCE #49 (Who gets jealous more often) losers

Bill:
-You
-he's your billy goat

Ben:
-you
-he's just a sweet boy

Eddie:
-him
-he's scared that you might leave him

Richie:
-y'all already know
-it's him
-will fight someone

Stan:
-you
-he loves it

Beverly:
-her
-she is so terrified of you leaving her
-is really possessive
-but trusts you
-not other people though

Mike:
-him
-will train an army of sheep to attack any
-kidding
-he just wants you forever
-marry him