It preferences (y'all should read)

PREFERENCE #43 (how their parents react to a hickey on their neck) losers

Bill:
-gasp!
-"bill umm what is that?"
-"RICHIE BIT ME!!!"
-"that does sound like Richie"
-"yeeeeeep!"

Ben:
-HELL NOPE
-STILL NOPE
-HA YOU THOUGHT!!
-GSJSGSHSISHHANS
-BLAAAA

Eddie:
-"Eddie dear what is that on your neck?"
-"...Richie bit me..."
-"understandable"
-"yup!"
-yells at you later
-you give him more
-poor boy

Richie:
-his parents don't care
-Richie who?
-every else notices
-wears tank tops
-"Richie no"
-"Richie yes"

Stan:
-"DA FUQ IS THAT!?"
-"a bird pecked me..."
-"is that true?"
-"yes"
-tells you to stop
-doesn't mean it
-likes the thrill of it

Bev:
-I'm so worried to write this *nervously laughs*
-Bev hid it as best as she can
-SUCCESS!!
-her dad didn't notice but Richie did
-teases you both all the time

Mike:
-"mike what is that?"
-hides with the sheep
-"mike I can still see you"
-"baa"
-"mike you're not a goat"
-"BAA BAA BITCH!!"