YOURS TRULY CHAPTER NINE: THE ONE WITH THE FAKE DATE
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"Will you let it go?" Monica asked.
"Please do." Rose rolled her eyes.
"It's not that big a deal." Monica agreed.
"It's amazing okay? You just reach in there, there's a little maneuver and bam, a bra, right out the sleeve." Ross said astonished.
Rose sighed clearly annoyed that they were discussing this once again. Joey returned sitting down in his chair. "And as far as i'm concerned there's nothing a guy can do that's even comes close. Am i right here?" Ross pointed to the boys.
"Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing up." Rachel complained.
"Exactly!" Rose agreed.
"We can? Okay i'm trying that." Chandler joked.
"You know what blows my mind?" Joey asked. "Do not say it." Rose warned but received a smirk from her best friend.
"Women can see breast anytime they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me." Joey said.
Phoebe leaned forward in her chair waving her arms. "Ooh okay, you know what i don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and then not even care."
Rachel, Rose and Monica nodded turning their head to look at boys waiting for their comeback. Ross suddenly piped up. "Multiple orgasms." "There you go!" Joey encouraged. The girls shrugged.
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Later on in the day the group was still at Central Perk. Chandler slammed his hand down on the counter slowly walking around the couches. "So Saturday night is big night. Date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" He danced.
"No plans huh?" Joey asked looking at his cup. "Not a one." Chandler replied. "Not even, say, breaking up with Janice." Ross looked up from his magazine. "Oh, right, right. Shut up." Chandler said making Ross and Rose chuckle.
"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just got to do it." Monica said.
"I know but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her. She has no idea what's happening. You finally get all the courage to do it and there's that horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note..." Chandler rambled.
