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Famous Marine Biologists (Story)

So remember that one time "Jotaro Kujo" was classified as an official marine biologist on Wikipedia? He had his own page I believe even. (This just proves how unreliable and hilarious Wikipedia can be lol)

Well, during science class today my class was so happen to be learning about different branches of biology. We listed some types of biologists and we had to name a few famous ones.

"Periwinkle, could you please name a famous marine biologist and his or her's attributions to this field?" The teacher almost commanded. The rest of the class turned their bodies and stared at me.

"Jotaro Kujo...," I blurted out "...,he's a Japanese marine biologist who earned a doctorate degree on a starfish."

At first the teacher was suspicious since she's never heard of a scientists named Jotaro Kujo (and also the fact that I was desperately holding in a laugh) so she searched it up.

There, the Wikipedia link sat on the bottom of the search bar. She completely ignored that since she hates Wikipedia. Instead she went on Images and apparently it just showcased very realistic, human fanart and cosplays.

She was convinced that this guy "existed" but not about his attributes and how he earned his doctorate. So, she clicked on the Wikipedia link and was surprised to find that he was an "actual" scientists.

Now at this point I'm just there at my desk crying and breathing heavily because how she pronounced his name (Jot-Arrow Cojo) and the fact that she's convinced that Jotaro was an actual dude who lived and became a marine biologist because of a starfish.

Way the fucking go Peri-