JoJokes Compilation

Continuation of that Jojoke

Jonathan: Come Dio! It'll be fun!

Dio: Fun? What's that?

Jonathan: *le gasp* You don't know what fun is?!

Dio: Jojo, I was raised in a shithole with no mommy and a father who thinks vodka and whiskey can cure cancer. I have no clue what fun is.

Jonathan: Well don't worry! I know exactly what fun is!

Dio: Really now? Go on..

Jonathan: Fun is...it's like...it's sorta like... it's kinda like a...

Dio: Well, what is it?

Jonathan: Here, let me spell it for you!

F is for friendship like with my dog Danny

U is unknown but fun adventures

N is nobleness and a proud soul

TO BE PASSED DOWN TO OUR FAMILY

Dio:

F is for fire burning all your dogs

U is uRRYYYY

N IS FOR NO MORE JOESTARS WHEN I-

Jonathan: Dio! I expected a young lad like you to be more of a gentleman and kind person..but you did kick my dog..

Dio: WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS RAISED IN A SLUMP AND BY AN ALWAYS DRUNK MAN?!

Jonathan: Maybe some kind of change...? I mean, look at Speedwagon-

Dio: SPEEDWAGON IS IRRELEVANT AFTER NEXT SEASON. AND THE ONLY CHANGE YOU'LL BE GETTING IS ME. ENJOY YOUR LAST BREATHS BECAUSE I'VE REJECTED MY HUMANITY, JOJO-

*insert the rest of the shit here*

I had a better picture in my head but I lost it :P