The aftermath

Oh crap

Well tords back I honestly don't know what I should do except believe in toms harpoon gun and matt's mirrors maybe even my new lucky can.
Tom: matt
Matt: what?
Tom: tords back
Matt: yeah I know and it might be my fault he is heading here right now
Me: just really
Tom: matt you imbecile
Matt: what did you call me
Me: he basically called you stupid
Matt: really?
Tom: yep
Matt: my heart
Me: lady's break it up
Matt: he started it
Tom: and I'm gonna be the one to end it so for the love of god shut up
Well matt's walked of crying.
Me: did you just really do that
Tom: yes and now I'm gonna go get my harpoon gun OK
Me: okay jeez
Hmm he really is in a mad state.