preparations

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Okay Tord is coming
Me: does everyone know what to do?
Matt: well yes I'm the one who hits him with this plank and then I kick him into the mirror
Me: tom?
Tom: and once he comes out I shoot him
Me: good so what do we do until then
Matt: talk about me
Both: NO!
Tom: we eat food and drink cola until we see him get out of a car
Me: I like that idea.
Its been 16 minutes and he's still not here slam! I stand corrected
Me: move
Both: got it
Tord: HELLO
Badonk ow my head
Matt: I hate you
Tord: wait don't kick me into that conveniently placed mirror
Kick all I have to do is wait. in 321
Tord: ow my head and of course tom has a harpoon gun aimed at me.
Bang!
Tord: ow my fucking knee fuck you
Me: tom wait

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