Person 1: "If I would fuck your mom, would we be enemies?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Hehe, would we be friends?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Huh, what then?"
Person 2: "We would be even."

Comebacks - 17
Person 1: "If I would fuck your mom, would we be enemies?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Hehe, would we be friends?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Huh, what then?"
Person 2: "We would be even."