YOU ARE READING Comebacks Random A list of Comebacks. #awesome #comebacks #haha #humor #insults #loser #random #romance #sarcasm #sassy #score #wattys2018 Comebacks - 42 21.8K 826 51 by once-upon-a-star by once-upon-a-star Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story I'd take you on a date, but I don't like to take the trash out.