Your name is Anna, and you are in the weirdest situation possible. You sit in front of a desk, being stared down by two very important politicians; Ted Cruz and George Bush. George Bush sits in a wheely chair, spinning intimidatingly in circles behind the desk, while Ted Cruz sits on the corner of the desk, glaring into your soul.
"W-why am I here?" You ask, fear filling your voice. Cruz laughs and Bush stops spinning, "You know too much." you feel your heat beating and you've never been so scared in your life.
"What do you mean?" Bush presses a button on the desk and a man comes in with a laptop, the laptop is opened and spun to face me. My Tumblr is open and on the post I made about Bush doing nine eleven. "....." the man leans over and scrolls down to an earlier post about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. "What... the actual fuck... That's just a meme." You look up and they're both dead serious.
"it's more than a meme, Anna." Bush says and closes the laptop, "if we don't stop you now you could cause us more trouble than this."
"What do you mean?" Ted Cruz waves his hand, dismissing the man that came in with the laptop, while Bush presses another button. A Nazi flag drops from the ceiling and covers the american flag hanging on the wall.
"I belonged in Art School." Bush said and tears start to form at the corners of his eyes. Ted Cruz puts a hand on his shoulder and urges Bush to keep going. He presses another button and a fully mapped out plan for the bombing of pearl harbor drops to cover another wall of the room.
"It took quite a bit of planning." Ted Cruz gets off the desk.
"Nien months." Says Bush.
"I was just spreading memes, why do I have to be involved in this!?!?" Ted Cruz starts laughing and Bush is standing up too now. Ted Cruz walks over to you and Bush reaches into the desk, pulling out a mask. A Hitler mask. You look at him in confusion and he puts it on, tucking his shirt into his shorts. "Oh my god.... You were Hitler!" You attempt to stand out of the chair, but Ted Cruz holds you down.
"You're not going anywhere."
"You know too much." Before you have a chance to scream, Ted Cruz is covering your mouth and Bush is walking over with duct tape.
"Goodnight, Anna." Ted Cruz says and everything starts going black.
