bill:
billy 🐐: guess what
lovely 💓: what
billy 🐐: i love you
lovely 💓: miss me with that gay shit boi 😤
billy 🐐: but we're... never mind.
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stan:
flat stanley 🤫: i saw the most beautiful bird and i thought of someone special. guess who.
the gf i suppose 🤷♂️: aw stan you're the best! ❤️
flat stanley 🤫: hah that's cute, you thought i was talking to you. i meant my aunt sylvia.
the gf i suppose 🤷♂️: get hit by a bus.
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richie:
trashmouth 🙄: HEY HOTTIE
oh my 😘❤️: it's 3am what the fuck richard (hehehe)
trashmouth 🙄: HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW GREAT YOUR FACE LOOKS
oh my 😘❤️: goodnight, rich.
trashmouth 🙄: I LOVE MY GIRLFRIENDDDD
WOW LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE D'S HEHHEHE
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eddie:
ain't easy being 💨: did i leave my fanny pack at your house?
my 🌎: yeah i have it
ain't easy being 💨: oh thank god
i need the inhaler in there
my 🌎: i'll swing by in just a minute to give it to you
ain't easy being 💨: you're the best
my 🌎: that's what i'm here for 💕
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beverly:
BEAVER FACE: yo what are you doing today
RATTY CATHY: yo nothing is going on
BEAVER FACE: yo come to the park this afternoon
RATTY CATHY: yo i'll be there
BEAVER FACE: yo sounds good
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jaeden:
anime hunky 💪: it's cold
future wife ☺️: what am i supposed to do about that?
anime hunky 💪: warm me up
future wife ☺️: from across the country? you must be high
anime hunky 💪: ik it's just hard sometimes without you
future wife ☺️: we'll make it work, j. promise.
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wyatt:
ramen head lookin ass: 1v1 me in call of duty later
that person i talk to: why should i
ramen head looking ass: what, are you scared to lose again?
that person i talk to: you just want easy competition
ramen head looking ass: maybe i want to have a friendly competition with my girlfriend
that person i talk to: 🤨 right. i'll be on in a sec
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finn:
lovah boi 😚: pretty lady
lovah gurl 😚: yeah
lovah boi 😚: i found this new playlist on spotify that i think you'd enjoy
lovah gurl: i'm interested. send me the link
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jack:
j-bubs: what's cookin' good lookin'?
wow 😍: just chillin
wanna come over
j-bubs: i'll be there in a sec bubba
wow 😍: i hid the poptarts this time
j-bubs: WHY DO YOU HATE ME
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sophia:
SHE'S GAY: i am in this weird mood
SHE IS ALSO GAY: weird how
SHE'S GAY: i dunno, i feel like flying or belly flopping off a roof
SHE IS ALSO GAY: are you on something?
SHE'S GAY: honey, i'm on everything
SHE IS ALSO GAY: fair enough
just don't jump off your roof
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look at me being productive
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FanfictionHere's a collection of whatever because I suck at writing real stories (the rest of the cast is added halfway through and the losers are dropped from the story. why? because i said so)
