Don't you ever wonder, "what if I was a cat?". Cause I do, they always look so confused about the stuff around them. Like you could be doing a handstand in the kitchen while making eggs and they'll be giving you this look like you're the biggest idiot ever. So anyways. I was day dreaming in school, obviously. I imagine I'm a cat just roaming the halls, but nobody can see me. Cat me almost gets stepped on like million times, I do what any other cat would do. I run like I'm trying to win a race when there's a dog coming after me, I stumble into every wall trying to get away. I then see a exit to the outside world, my cat eyes try to adjust to the sun in my eyes, I start to walk minding my own business all of a sudden I hear this scream from behind me. It sounded like someone had died them came back to life, I turn around giving that cat look, that I mentioned earlier, this lady fell down some stairs that leads to the inside world of the school. I notice her leg is freaking broken, but she's not panicing mainly cause she's knocked out. I walk over to her, I start to sniff her, out of nowhere she gets up like The Undertaker yelling her head off. Like AHAAHHHHHHH *stops and stares at leg* AhHHhhHhh *stops again and passes out*. I don't even know how I know that, when she got up the first time I immediatly start to run again. I try to run across the street as I am I see a CAr coming my way, as it hits me I snap out of the daydream with a stupid look on my face or is that just my face all the time.
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An Unfortunate Day
HumorMy life in a nutshell (mostly all of these story's are made up, some are a little exaggerated.)
