Dairyqueen Stories

My life in a nutshell (mostly all of these story's are made up, some are a little exaggerated.)

wanna buy some thin mints?

Guys please help my balls are growing more balls

basically just random shit that happened during my shift at dairy queen

What happens when everyone's favorite pink puffball takes a simple trip to McDonald's, but gets caught up in a war between all the major fast-food chains? This story starts off stupid and simple, but the plot starts to pick up around the McDonald's VS Burger King chapter. Everything that happened in Dreamland was considered normal, with the day-to-day adventures of Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee, Meta Knight stalking the two, and King Dedede trying to take their food. But when Kirby takes a simple trip to McDonald's, he finds him and his fellow acquaintances caught in the middle of a war: a war of food. It spiraled into the crazy adventures of Meta Knight, King Dedede, Galacta Knight, Magolor, Sword Knight, Blade Knight, Sailor Dee, Waddle Doo, Colonel Sanders, Marx, and Juan the Chihuahua, led by Kirby and Bandana Dee as they try to evade the vengeful fast-food mascots. Will Kirby and friends be able to defeat the fast-food chains, or will they be chopped up and served as Chicken McNuggets to unknowing customers? im not on anything i swear at least i dont think i am

Fast food was way too important in people's lives, Alex decided. People shouldn't lose their shit because Kalamazoo's only Dairy Queen was out of chocolate ice cream. But they did. And worse.

Nikolai finds a coupon for Dairy Queen and takes the doa (except 4 fukuchi) to get blizzards with him.

People talk about love at first sight , but what happens when Gemini a geek ice cream and romance lover finds out what hate at first sight looks like.

a horror story about DQ

None of these pics are mine and neither are the videos.

Puss out of me ball sack

This is a competition against @Elliecrane22 . Whoever gets the most votes wins! Read hers as well, and decide for yourself who did better! When they find an address in the forbidden basement of Dairy Queen, Craig, Greg, Peg, Egg, Leg, Meg and Steve go on an epic quest across the country to find the so called, "buried treasure".

Andy and Mandy were bestfriends until Andy moves to take his band seriously. Mandy's left heartbroken and alone. F>F> 5 1/2 years Mandy got a new best friend her names ___(TBA)_______. She meets back up with Andy. They become BF/GF they go through ups and downs but then .....

"Why do you always come here?" "To see you," Or where a boy named Dan always goes to dairy queen to see a worker named Phil.

Sodapop Curtis and his bros stay in Target ™ after closing and decide to play hide and seek. Little did they know, it goes horribly wrong.

In 2003, Ronald McDonald moves from his beloved McDonaldland to the independent country, Masco where variety of mascots live. Yet, as the happy hamburger eating clown gets used to his new environments, he would find himself a target to a tragic secret. All while finding love along the way.

Dallas Winston and Johnny Cade find themselves robbing an innocent Dairy Queen™ after a wrong order.

In a world where i again venture beyond the walls of my shelter , I experience yet another fast food chain. This time it is Dairy Queen and once again I must retell the feelings and products I faced at what seems to be the absolute monarch of dairy products

When the meat and the milk all come together.