To Become Canadian....
1. When saying sorry, say it as you mean it. Sorry.
2. When you come to Canada, don't use "eh" right away because we consider it a mockery. Sorry...
3. You can never be too polite.
4. Believe that Canada/British Colonies won the War of 1812
5. Claim that the Rick Mercer Rants are 100% true.
6. Start the day with a cup of coffee, preferably at a restaurant that starts with "T".
7. The cold NEVER bothers us anyways.
8. Lacrosse is your national sport, but really its hockey.
9. Visit Carnaval de Quebec and meet Bonhomme de neige Carnaval.
10. Enjoy the Poutine with extra gravy.