11. Polar bears drink our Coke.
12. We celebrate LABOUR Day. It is our FAVOURITE holiday next to Canada Day and Victoria Day.
13. Red and white are our favourite COLOURS.
14. Swear an oath to her majesty the queen and her heirs...and Celine Dion and that her heart will go on.
15. Double-double is the first word you say in the morning.
16. You know what HOMES means.
17. You wear the Maple Leaf with pride. (The symbol not the sports team)
18. The thought of lumberjacks in suspendies and a bra makes you laugh like crazy.
19. Beaver Tails are your favourite dessert.
20. Bacon is not just ham to you.
