It all started when Phil went "Aye yo dan I love you lets do the diddly do"
So here I am sitten on Phil's bed lookin like a model and in he comes lookin like a hobo (like wtf Phil step up your game)
So I go "Wtf Phil I look stunning and you look like that dead cat in the alley"
he puts his nasty finger on my mouth and shhs me
that's real rude right there
if you want to do the diddly do with the no homo howell you can't be basic you gotta work it
Phil ain't cutten the deal
"Sorry Phil you ain't good enough later skater"
"No wait! I'm not Phil"
I turn around and itsssssss
A/N
I kind of went with a different style of writing just to try it out come back next time to see who the mystery person is have a good life
