Yellow has changed her status to: It's complicated
Red has changed his status to: Single
Yellow has commented on Red's status: So that's how it's gonna be, aye?
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Red:...
Yellow: Don't act like you can't type.
Red: I can type, I just have nothing to say to you.
Gladion: Dang!
Moon: Gladi...
Gladion: What'd I do this time?
Moon has tagged Gladion in her status: You are going and that's final!
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Gladion: But Moon, I don't-
Moon: YOU ARE GOING!
Gladion: Yes, dear
Lillie: Is this about the-
Moon: Yes
Hau: Why don't you wanna go-
Gladion: I just don't OKAY
Lillie: If you would just tell her why, you wouldn't have to.
Moon: Why?
Gladion: Fine.
Gladion: I ice skated a lot when I was little, but broke my leg when I fell into the wall when I was six. I haven't been since and I no longer have any desire to.
Moon: We can do something else instead then. There's laser tag on the other side of town!
Gladion: Sure.
Catastrophe has tagged Hau and Lillie in her status: Remember to make sure your skates fit! And don't rely on the wall or you won't be able to keep your balance!
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Hau: K, thx!
Lillie: Thx!
Gladion: Why didn't you just go get the right size shoes?
Catastrophe: I'm lazy
Gladion: That explains a lot
Catastrophe: You sometimes make me question why you're my favorite.
Hilda has tagged N in her status: What did you think?
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N: Why did he turn into an Ursarang, again?
Hilda: It was his spirit Pokemon
N: Oh!
N: Can my spirit Pokemon be Zorua?
Hilda: Whatever you want
N: Yay!
Cheren: Let me guess...
Cheren: Brother Ursarang?
Hilda: You are correct sir!
Red has tagged Yellow in his status: Change your status.
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Yellow: No.
Red: We broke up.
Red: You
Red: Are
Red: Single.
Yellow: ... 😡
Yellow has changed her status to Single
Yellow has updated her status: Anybody wanna date an idiot douche bag? I know where you can find one.
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Red: Anyone wanna date a witch? I know where you can find one of those.
Misty: Talk about bitter exes
Gary: Mist?
Misty: Yeah?
Gary: Let's not end up like them
Misty: Agreed!
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RandomTitle says it all. Not my idea, so, yeah. Have fun reading this! The cover was put together by me, but the art is not mine! Sorry you can't see the whole thing.
