Unsettling Malfunctions

When Love Leaves

DATE: March 24 2013

Everyone in the Miguel and Ørnberg family managed to escape while the guns of the Cairo motorcycle club fired the ammunition at them. Mitchell, Natalia, Annabelle, Bailey, Benjamin, Luke, the ugly lady, and Natalia's two bridesmaids were the only people who remained in the church. The ugly lady spoke with an extremely high pitched voice, "Who dares to worry about their togetherness instead of their gay son! God hates gays, and he wanted the whole world clean without any gay aliens!" "God hates bitches who kill people, say nasty things about other people and interrupt marriages for no apparent reason!" Natalia told her. Annabelle stepped in and retorted, "What do you want now? Shrek wants his face back, a spider wants his ugly vomit hair back, and your face looks like as if you spent too much time smouldering it."

The ugly lady pulled her mask off her face to reveal herself as Mitchell's ex-fiancé. Mitchell projected toward her, "What do you want Bernadette? What do you want!?" Bernadette shouted, "I want to wrestle one of you to death. If I win the fight, I'll have Mitchell frozen like ice and Bailey burnt with the hottest chemical to death, with the help of my club." Bernadette pointed towards one of the big bald muscly men, who undressed himself until he reached his white undergarments, which obviously revealed his big bulge sticking out from his groin, and touched himself. Bailey shuddered and wailed, and tugged onto Benjamin, like metal stuck to a magnet. Annabelle stepped in and confronted her, "Fight me, because I'm stronger. I like a bit of challenge, and if you refuse, that means that you're a pussy." Annabelle was physically strong, considering that she was in a midlife crisis. The two wrestled on the church steps for a half hour. Surprisingly, Bernadette won the fight to a drastically strong woman. Guess why? It was because Bernadette put Annabelle in a coma.

Soon, Natalia stepped in and confronted Bernadette to a fight. Bernadette grabbed Natalia by her hair and threw her on the floor. Mitchell grabbed a chalice from the altar and tossed it to her head. It gave Natalia a chance to escape. She managed to escape from the frightening conflict. Bernadette got up and spoke as she sent flying knives, killing Mitchell, "I don't always kill people, but when I do, it's breathtaking." Bailey screamed loud enough to shatter all the mosaic windows in the church. Natalia ran back inside the church to check up on Mitchell and Bailey, only to find Mitchell lying near the altar, in a huge puddle of his own blood.

Bernadette attempted to send flying knives towards Natalia, but failed, because Natalia dodged them. Bailey fell to the ground, and flooded himself with sad tears. Mitchell Ørnberg passed away on 24 March 2013. Natalia pulled a salmon knife from Mitchell's eye socket and threw it at Bernadette's heart, killing her. Bernadette's body smouldered into red, green and blue liquids, that boiled itself enough to disappear into thin air. Quite impossible stuff.

DATE: April 1 2013

One week later, at the same church, held a funeral for the late Mitchell Ørnberg. Nobody turned up, other than Natalia and Bailey, who cried like fountains. One hour later, at the Beaumont Cemetery, just three hours away from the Annunciation church, the burial of Mitchell's body happened. As his grave was buried, Bailey and Natalia said their final farewell to him. Natalia pulled a little black box from her pocket, opened it up, placed the wedding ring on her ring finger and whispered, "I do, and always will." Bailey and Natalia slowly walked to her Black Mercedes Benz, and took off, leaving the beloved man underground.

DATE: April 2 2013

At that time, Bailey and Natalia lived in Mitchell's old home in Beaumont. When Bailey returned home from school, he was surprised to see a topless Benjamin sitting on the front porch. The boys stared at each other, and seduced each other with stares. They slowly walked towards each other, and when they reached each other, Bailey grabbed Benjamin's butt, and pressed his core against his, and sucked his mouth. Bailey seductively whispered in Benjamin's ear, "Do you love me?" He grabbed his hand, walked him inside and rejoiced, "I do. I really really do!"

Natalia was in her bedroom mourning to her fiancee's death. She lectured herself, "Life is like a faerie tale, not because you meet your Prince Charming. It is because happy endings rarely happen, as there are lessons to learn." Tears drooped from her eyes as she croaked, "Love is like energy - It cannot be created, and it cannot disappear, but can only move on..." She paused her talking because she heard thumping noises coming from Bailey's bedroom next door. She also heard Bailey moaning with pleasure, but she didn't bother getting up to scream at him, because she was too upset about her fiancé's passing.