[The kahani of my life!]
Me: maths I love u
Maths: muh dho ke aa
me: I m serious abt u
Maths: Acha, double differentiation ka formula btana to..
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Chemistry: AuR Kya CHAl RHA H?
Me: Acc to this equation
Au-- Gold
R-alkyl group
C- carbon
H-hydrogen
K-pottasium
ya- not defined
HA- conjugate base
A-acid
So putting everything at a side, mere dimaag mein Lionel Messi chal rha h! Koi problem? If yes then visit a doctor.
*Chemistry fainted*
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Newton: So this is how I proved calculus method.
Me: uncle, to ab btao apple per se niche gira tha ya Zameen ke upar?
Newton: umm.... (Rechecked calculations)
*After 45.1235 hours found dead*
2 minutes silence for me please as I discovered how uncle died!
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