Nope. Tord took it all back. This school year was going to suck.
His homeroom teacher was a thirty year old jerk named Mr Feirgheit who hated him for no reason. And he didn't know ASL, instead forcing Tord to write down whatever he wanted to converse. He hated people like that.
His second period teacher was for math, a twenty-something year old named Ms Lourn who dressed like a total skank. Low-cut crop-top, short shorts, and high heels. Whenever another teacher came in or she had to leave the room, Ms Lourn would put on the sweater tied around her waist and pull down leggings that had been hidden under her pants, also putting on a pair of fake glasses.
And don't even get him started on the other teachers.
Ugh.
Hopefully last period, theater arts, would be better. Tord sighed and entered the class. The first thing he noticed was the shortage of desks and chairs. Instead there were cushions and bean bags arranged in a circle in the middle of the floor. A tall, thin woman greeted him at the door. She wore a red dress with a long, swishy skirt that reached her ankles and hoop earrings. Her brown hair was cut close to her chin. She smiled brightly at Tord.
"Hi! Welcome! I'm Ms Golvin, and welcome to theater!" She spread her arms out and spun in a circle. Tord laughed silently. Ms Golvin turned back to him.
"Ooh, you're Tord right? The silent one? You're so cute I just wanna squish your little cheeks." Ms Golvin put her hands to Tord's cheeks and mushed them together.
"Come on, come on! I'll show you where to sit!" Ms Golvin dragged Tord over to a blue cushion and pushed him gently onto it.
"I'll have you know that I, and everyone in the class, know ASL, so you can communicate in peace!" With that, Ms Golvin spun away to greet another student. A few moments later, Tord was tackled by a blur of green and grey.
"Tord! Holy heck, I missed you!" Edd muttered. Tord gave a silent laugh and hugged Edd back.
After Edd let him go, Tord started to sign.
I missed you too, E-D-D.
Edd motioned behind him. A ginger in a plaid shirt waved at Tord.
"Tord, this is Matt. Matt, this is Tord, he's a selective mute. Tord, remember I told you about him on the bus?" Edd blushed.
It's nice to meet you, Matt.
Tord raised an eyebrow at Edd's blush. Edd shook his head.
'I'll tell you later.' He mouthed. Tord nodded.
Where are you guys supposed to sit? Tord signed.
Edd pointed at the cushion next to Tord. Matt pointed at the seat next to Edd.
Cool.
"Uh, is this Ms Golvin's class?" Tord looked up to see two people standing at the doorway. One was short with brown hair in a ponytail. His bangs were sort of shaped like wings. He pushed his glasses up on his nose. The taller had large eyebrows and was chewing on bubblegum.
Ms Golvin swooshed over to the two, clasping her hands together. She smiled widely.
"Why yes, it is! I'm Ms Golvin! Come with me!" She grabbed both of the boys by the hands and dragged them over to where Tord was. She pushed Wing-Hair onto the cushion next to Tord, also pushing Bubblegum onto the bean bag next to Wing-Hair.
Ms Golvin clapped her hands together to get the attention of the class.
"Alright! I'm Ms Golvin, your theater teacher for this school year! Today, we're going to be doing a simple activity. Each of you is going to stand up, say your name, and three things about you! It'll go right from the person who starts the circle! You-" She pointed at Tord-"Go first!"
Tord stood up and started signing.
I'm Tord. I'm fifteen. I like pastel colors and my friends. I don't speak.
He sat down and motioned for Wing-Hair to start. Wing-Hair stood and cleared his throat.
"I'm Patryck, but everyone calls me Pat. I have long hair, I'm friends with the doofus sitting to my right," Pat motioned to Bubblegum, "and I'm the brother of that." He pointed across the circle to a boy that looked just like him but wore a pink hoodie instead of a red turtleneck. His brother stuck his tongue out at him. Pat rolled his eyes and sat down.
Bubblegum stood, hands shoved in the pockets of his hoodie., and blew a bubblegum bubble.
"I'm Pau. I hate school. I'm friends with both of those doofuses, but more with Pat." And he sat down.
"Short and to the point." Ms Golvin smiled wickedly. "I like it."
Soon, it got to Pat's brother. He stood and yawned.
"I'm Pay. I don't sleep, I have insomnia. I like music. The end." His speech was interrupted with frequent yawns.
"Ok then." Came Edd's quiet words.
Yep.
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I Hope We're Graduating Soon - An Eddsworld Highschool AU
Fanfiction|Alternatively titled "I'm Not Ready For This Crap"| |There is a chapter about all of their personalities| |The chapter titles are probably going to either be memes or song lyrics|