Kingsman: The Golden Circle - Suited vs. Booted

Chapter 1

The manhole cover near his house opened and Eggsy got out of it, gasping. He had to hold in the urge to gag. The smell was awful. "For fuck's sake!" He said as he tried to clean himself up. He thought about taking off his clothes before entering, but decided he had scandalized his neighborhood enough with the stunts he pulled in the sewer.

*Thank fuck Merlin guided me through it*

When he entered home, he began looking around. "Babe! I'm home!"

"I'm here!" Princess Tilde of Sweden emerged from the bathroom, where she had been applying lipstick on. Her joyful expression turned to one of shock when she saw the state Eggsy was in. Eggsy's bespoke suit was riddled with muck, his hair and glasses were also dirty, and he smelled terrible.

After the events of Richmond Valentine, Eggsy and Princess Tilde had officially become lovers and started living together in Irene's old home, along with Rose and J.B. Eggsy was even planning to meet her parents officially the day after.

"What the hell happened?" Tilde asked. Eggsy chuckled as he approached her, deciding to test her.

"It's a long story, that deserves a kiss." Tilde stepped back, chuckling.

"Not even J.B. would kiss you right now." The full-grown pug looked up at the couple from his comfy bed. Eggsy kept chuckling.

"If you really love me, just one little kiss." Tilde sighed, realizing there's no way out. Closing her eyes, she slowly began to lean in but Eggsy gasped, stepping away in the last second. *Damn, she really was going to do it!*

"You were really gonna do it?" Tilde opened her eyes. "Yeah."

"Now, that is true love right there." Eggsy said, pointing at her. "Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed." With that, he left to go change.

Tilde watched him run upstairs as he mumbled to himself ("she really was going to do it!"), chuckling and shaking her head. *I love that idiot.*

Evening, Brandon, Liam, and Jamal's shared apartment

"Happy birthday to you!" Eggsy, Tilde and Eggsy's two old friends, Liam, and Jamal, cheered for their new friend, Brandon. It was Brandon's birthday and they decided to celebrate it together at Brandon, Liam and Jamal's shared apartment, right next door to his mom.

It hadn't been easy, explaining to his friends how he'd come to be dating an actual princess. He couldn't just go and tell them "so, I'm actually a secret spy working undercover as a tailor and was on a mission to destroy this genocidal maniac with a lisp who couldn't stand the sight of blood. She was a prisoner, and we did the deed before getting to know each other. And also, I love someone else and I'm dating Tilde just to forget about her." No. His friends knew nothing of his work in Kingsman, only that it was a tailor shop, and it had to stay that way, not only because of the security precautions but also for their safety.

Eventually, Eggsy had come up with a story about Tilde shopping at Kingsman Tailors during a visit to London. She'd been looking for a new tailor for her father, and Eggsy had been the lucky bastard who'd gotten to assist her. Sparks flew, one thing led to another, and soon afterward, they were a couple. A crap story? Totally. Did his friends buy it? Totally.

Liam was the blonde, pudgy friend. He wore a white button-down, a red and dark blue jacket over it, jeans, and sneakers. Brandon, their new friend, was tanned with brown hair and eyes. He wore a brown button-down with a green jacket, dark blue jeans, sneakers and a black snapback with a silver S on it. And lastly, Jamal was their black friend. He had black hair and eyes, and wore a light blue polo shirt, a black and white jacket over it, black jeans, and sneakers.