Kingsman: The Golden Circle - Suited vs. Booted

Chapter 5

DOUBLE UPDATE BABY!!! *parties hard* I won't keep y'all waiting for any longer, so buckle up and let's go!

Statesman HQ, Kentucky, USA

Ginger and Merlin were sitting down at Ginger's computer, with Chloe standing behind them. Axe and J.B were sleeping at the corner of the room. Roxy had offered to stay back in Tequila's room to take care of him. All of a sudden, Eggsy's GPS location showed up on the computer as Glastonbury, UK and Clara's moans filled the room as well. Chloe rolled her eyes while Merlin seemed mortified.

"Good work, Eggsy! The tracker is functional." Chloe had to bite down on her lips to hold back a laughter. Merlin must've been so embarrassed. So, she decided to be Merlin's black knight.

"Okay this is not embarrassing at all. Not disgusting at all either. I definitely don't have to puke either." Ginger turned to her with an exasperated look in her eyes.

"Come on Absinthe, it's not like you haven't heard your uncle in this situation countless times." Then she turned to Merlin and patted him gently on the shoulder. "Don't worry, I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing."

Merlin turned to Chloe with wide eyes. "WHISKEY'S YOUR UNCLE?!" Chloe shrugged.

"Yeah, by my father's side. Chloe Daniels, Jack Daniels-" she was cut off by Merlin laughing his guts out.

"JACK DANIELS OH MY WORD!" Merlin literally doubled over and fell off of his chair. After a while, he composed himself and started speaking again.

"And regarding what Ginger said a while back, it's not the first time Eggsy has gotten an invitation to the lass' room." Chloe gave Merlin a look that screamed 'what the fuck do you mean?' And when he saw that look, Merlin understood.

"Oh, you two didn't keep in touch, did ya? Eggsy's in a relationship." Chloe was about to brush it off as a joke when Clara's voice came over the speakers.

"Wow. Mr. Crow. My turn." Then, Eggsy's honey-like, British accented voice came in and Chloe swore she melted into a puddle.

"I'm sorry. I can't. I'm in a relationship."*Wait what? Was Merlin actually serious?* She turned to Merlin with a shocked and disappointed expression etched in her green eyes. "Merlin, were you serious? Is he really in a relationship?"

"Yes Chloe, it is true. With Princess Tilde, in fact." Chloe almost choked on her own spit.

"Princess Tilde? Of Sweden?" She had seen the woman on TV countless times, in both America and England. The woman was an influential person. Someone Chloe could never be. And she felt her whole world crumble when Merlin nodded his head as a yes.

*Well, there goes my already non-existent self-esteem...* She hadn't felt that way for anyone since her first boyfriend when she was in high school. Who ended up cheating on her and dumping her, so she hated him now. Was this her destiny? To fall for unrequited guys?

*Fuck you Gary Unwin.* Chloe thought as she got out of the computer room with the excuse of checking up on Irene. *Sincerely, fuck you*

Glastonbury Music Festival

*Fuck my life. I shouldn't have agreed to this. Fuck I shouldn't have told Tilde about it in the first place. I mean, I fucking love Chloe, why the hell did I tell TILDE of all people that I want to marry her?* Eggsy got out of Clara's chalet, the thoughts swarming in his mind.

*I gotta call her. I gotta explain everything and break up properly* With that, he took out his phone and tried to call Tilde.

"This is Princess T, please leave a message." Cursing inwardly, he hung up and dialed the hotel number instead.