261:The fact that Katie's brother is an 262:omnisexual is my dad
263:The Budafly is my dad
264:I Burgie Burgie is my dad
265:Curt Cobain's flannel is my dad
266:The fact that I'm like totally Brock and not meowth is my dad
267:Never being too old for legos is my dad
268:The extra u's in the British spellings of words is my dad
269:Linguistics is my dad
270:Search for the truth within the truth is my dad
280:The ampersand is my dad
281:Umbreon is my dad
282:The Elric brothers are my dad
283:Father is my dad
284:The secret code inside the list of my dads is my dad
285:Nihilism is my dad
286:Monika is my dad
287:The colour blue is my dad
288:Lasagna is my dad
289:A never solved rubic's cube is my dad
290:Spelling errors are my dad
290:Repeating dads in my list of dads is my dad
42:Meta references are my dad
293:It's Britney bitch is my dad
294:The office US is my dad
295:Saying ayyyyyyyyyyy whenever you play an ace is my dad
296:A friend finally being happy after a while of being sad is my dad
297:Getting slightly more high and eating seven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is my dad
298:Recurring gags are my dad
299:I like what you've done with the place is my dad
300:4:33 by John cage is my dad
301:Don't give a fuck if I cut myself bleeding is my dad
302:Obscure references are still my dad
303:Not being able to watch the new star vs. The forces of evil episode is my dad
304:YOU! NO NOT YOU, THE OTHER YOU is my dad
305:The secret book of writings, poems, songs, and artwork carefully hidden that no one will ever find is my dad
306A man shaped box is my dad
603:A box shaped man is my dad
308:Fa la la la la,la la la la is my dad
309:Kentucky pride chicken is my dad
310:Getting carried away is my dad
311:No one ever noticing is my dad
312:A box with no hole, lock, or lid but inside treasure is hid is my dad
313:Just stop imagining is my dad
314:The knowledge that my dreams will never come true and that I have no one to blame but myself is my dad
315:Maddy's random YouTube links are my dad
316:Light being both a particle and a wave is my dad
317:That Lego spider is my dad
318:The group chat Basically many people around the world and Taylor is my dad
319:The one word story is my dad
320:Tmac is my dad
321:That one guy, you know the guy, no not him, the other one, yea, that guy, he's my dad
322The fact that I keep making these for no reason because I doubt people have even read them is my dad
323:Getting three follows on Spotify is my dad
324:Leaving everyone I know is my dad
325:Finally giving into the depression and just taking my god damned life is my dad
326:This being my longest part yet is my dad
327:YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID is my dad
328:The pit and the pendulum is my dad
329:Vincent Price is my dad
330:dad ym si is my dad
331:Steamed hams is my dad
332:Idek this is just to get to 333 is my dad
333: look at all those threes, also one third of the way to 1000 is my dad
