389:The South Pacific is my dad
390:Reserved parking spots is my dad
391:Being just a little fat is my dad
392:"Spoilers" is my dad
393:"It's bigger in the inside" is my dad
394:A friend crush? Like not a crush on a friend, but something like a crush but you wanna be friends with them is my dad
395:Finals are my dad
396:The end of the school year is my dad
397:Fishfingers and custard is my dad
398:"Don't let me eat pears, I hate pears" is my dad
399:My grandmother is my dad
400:Ba.... Baka is my dad
401:Sailor mercury is my dad
402:Tuxedo mask is my dad
403:Brian lee O'Malley is my dad
404:Realising you're only 117 words into this book is my dad
405:realising you're 405 dads into a list is my dad
406:"Hey, Who turned out the lights" is my dad
407:Cant get enough of those sugar crisps is my dad
408:A good sandwich is my dad
409:My friend switching to euphonium is my dad
410:Being bad is my dad
411:Bad is my dad
412:"It's gunna be me" is my dad
413:The plot of Die Hard is my dad
415:Lemon Oreos are my dad
416:Mao is my dad
417:Kong-sonas are my dad
418:SENPAI NOTICE ME is my dad
419:Just Monika is my dad
419:Just Monika is my dad
419:Juşt̷ ͞M͝on̴i̷k͠a̢ is ̢mý ̀dad͜
419:J̵͠u͠s̷̛t̢ ̴̀M̶͠on҉i̕͜k͏̧a̛͡͞ ̛͠i͘͞͡s̛͢ ͠͏̀m̸̀y̕ ̧̧d̵͘͠a̶͜d
419:J̵͙̩̞̻͚̪̤̟̲͈̹̹͚̟̭͎̘͉͌́͐ͪͫͪ̾ư͌́ͪͭͤͦ̍͟͏̸̖͈̥̠͝s̮̩̜̲̯͈̱̩̖͍ͭͣͯ͋ͮ͛̚͢ͅtͥ̃ͭͪ̓̊͏̶̡̺͓͙̻̘͕̪̫̤͝͠ͅ ̢̧̛͙͈̦̣̓̃̋ͬ́͜M̴̯̫̹̘̩̞͓͕͎̮̜͔͈̫̮̃ͣ̾ͧ̏ͩ̓͘ő̷̡̤̳͓̹ͩ͗ͤ̔ͮ͒̇ͨ͊̃̔̽̉̽̇̅ͨ̀n̵̸̨͍̲̳̩̙̳̟̙̤͇̏̊̅͐̎͌͝ͅiͪ̾̂̿͗̾ͮ́͞͏̫̱̦̫̲̖̙̲̱̥̱͇͇̬̪k̢̨̮̝͉̝͚̬̿ͣ͑̉̓̏ͫ͊̽ͣ͋ͣͣ͊̆͐͊̚ä̵̢̨͈̥̞̻͚͎͑͆ͫ̎̾͋̓ͫ̈̅͗͋̋͛̎͂̓̚̕ ̴̡̛̳̣̜̼̬̘͍͇̳̣̪͈̘̺ͥͧ̆͂̆̑͒ͣ̎̎́͡ͅi̸͔̪̤̫͕͇̣̖̝̤̪̭̜͖̭̪͂̑̃ͧ͊̀͢s̴̸̫̤͖̥̱̖̫̼̠͖͍̤͚̱̭͚̟̃͆ͬ̽́͗̊̇͘͟ͅ ̴̡̠͉̜̤͖̠̬̙̻̤̗̟̙̮̹͓̎ͤ̈́ͮͤ͛͌̂͌̌͆̽͛͛̅ͤͬ͊͊͡m̵͕͓̲̲͖̙͎̮̻͓̮͎̠̮͐̓ͦ̿̑̓͗̈́̈̅͂̑ͯ̾̏͑͒ͦ̚͘͝͠y̶̶̰̙̖͓̯̞͇͕̖̖͎͖̤̳̝̙̐͋͐̀͑̅̾ͥ̒ͨͬͭ͑̋̿͡ ͍̤̠͔̥͚͕̤̱̦̲ͨ̌ͦ̇̂ͨͦ̓ͥͨͥ̚͢͡͡͞ḋ̶̠̦̱̠͕͕̺͓͎ͨͨ̋̌̓́̕͠ͅͅa̧̪̘̪̜̓̇̉̋́͂͢͝͞d̷̨̗̗̰̻̣͓̟̟̱̠͍͗̍̃͛͑͛ͩͩ̌́ͪ́ͭͯ͂̈́̂̀̕
That joke getting old is my dad
425:Sports being for nerds is my dad
426:Deadpool 2 is my dad
427: Is my dad
428:The invisible man is my dad
429:Marry Shelly is my dad
430:The ampersand is my dad
431:My friends dad looking like Mathew Broderick is my dad
432:The KBBQ place is my dad
433:This Korean snoopy is my dad
434:Moist towelettes are my dad
435:That 70's show is my dad
436:A goofy movie is my dad
437:A goofier movie is my dad
438:VHS is my dad
439:My friends are my dad
440:My list of dads is my dad
441:That last comment is my dad
42:Meta jokes are my dad
443:filler for a dumb call back is my dad
444:hey look at all those fours is my dad
445:Daddy Rohit is my dad
446:Repeating is my dad
447:Repeating a joke about repeating is my dad
448:Being two thirds through this is my dad
449:Oof is my dad
450:Dumb crushes that you know you 451:shouldn't have but you do anyway is my dad
452:Making a bored game about my list of dads where you have to end every sentence in "is my dad" is my dad
453:421 is my dad
454:"Buy weed in Colorado you'll get stoned, but if you buy weed in Saudi Arabia you'll also get stoned is my dad
455:Deciding you're gunna make this book short ya my dad
456:This whole thing just being a dumb goof that no one even reads anymore is my dad
