The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

Haknyeon and Hwall's Birthday

(Stressed dad of 11, help?¿?, Ya boi Jae🍆, Jeju Boy⛰, smol child👶🏻, Old👴🏻, shortdudebutmydicklong, 1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺, Rap Game Strong👅, LETHAL WEAPON🔪 have logged on)

smol child👶🏻: happy birthday, Hyunjoon and Haknyeon. I hope you both continue to be fuckboys and break hearts

Jeju Boy⛰: idk if I should thank you or punch you...

Rap Game Strong👅: Happy Birthday homies

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: Cancelled. Happy birthday to you both. I hope it's blessed by thy booty

shortdudebutmydicklong: okay Shakespeare put your dick away.
shortdudebutmydicklong: Happy Birthday, dumbasses

Ya Boi Jae🍆: Happy Birthday Kids

help?¿?: Happy Birthday. You're both gonna need to share the cake bc we're broke af and could only afford one

Old👴🏻: Happy Birthday, Headasses

Stressed dad of 11: Happy Birthday to two of the most normal people I know
Stressed dad of 11: if only all these other assholes could be like you two

Jeju Boy⛰: erm thanks I guess????

smol child👶🏻: hwall, are you not gonna say thanks to us?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what is there to be thankful for?
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: we're one year closer to death

Old👴🏻: the chat just got dark real quick

Stressed dad of 11: now...onto the real business....
Stressed dad of 11: whoever thE FUCK IS PLAYING BIG TIME RUSH AT 3AM IS GOING TO GET MY FOOT SHOVED UP THEIR ASS
Stressed dad of 11: I AINT PLAYING YOUR FUCKING GAMES TODAY, SATAN

smol child👶🏻: big time rush are my daddies

Jeju Boy⛰: Eric....no.....

smol child👶🏻: what?

help?¿?: you're supposed to be a child of god

shortdudebutmydicklong: who the fuck is big time rush

Jeju boy⛰: get the fuck out this chat, you uncuLTURED SWINE

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what happened?

shortdudebutmydicklong: Bitch can you read?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what's up, I'm Hwall, I'm 18, and I never fucking learned how to read

Stressed dad of 11: GUYS NONE OF YOU HAVE TOLD ME WHOS PLAYING THE MUSIC

help?¿?: ....I know who it is

Stressed dad of 11: JACOB I SWEAR IF ITS YOU-

help?¿?: ITS NOT ME CALM YOUR TITTIES

Stressed dad of 11: who is it then

help?¿?: ....it's Kevin

Stressed dad of 11: Kevin?????
Stressed dad of 11: wait a minute
Stressed dad of 11: he's not in the chat
Stressed dad of 11: Jacob what did you do?

help?¿?: ME?! BITCH IM NOT THE ONE THAT "forgot" HIS BIRTHDAY

Stressed dad of 11: WE DIDNT FORGET HIS BIRTHDAY
Stressed dad of 11: NOW TELL ME WHY HE'S PLAYING BIG TIME RUSH AT 3AM