Stressed dad of 11: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Stressed dad of 11: it's just us today
help?¿?: I'm- help?¿?: how are you classed as one of the normal ones when you say shit like that??????? help?¿?: I'm questioning your sanity
Stressed dad of 11: I've been doing that for a long time Stressed dad of 11: but why is it just us today?
help?¿?: everyone else is either practicing or they're getting food help?¿?: I thought that you would be practicing choreo
Stressed dad of 11: WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU SNAKE
help?¿?: I mean.... help?¿?: I thought it was pretty obvious that I was saying that you're shit at dancing but🤷🏻♀️🐸☕️
Stressed dad of 11: are you trying to test my patience bC BITCH I AINT THE ONE
help?¿?: can we be serious for a moment bc I need to ask you smth
Stressed dad of 11: oh Stressed dad of 11: sure???? Stressed dad of 11: what's this about?
help?¿?: DAMN BITCH GIVE ME A SECOND TO ACTUALLY SEND A DAMN MESSAGE WITHOUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM-DUMB-DUMB-ASS INTERRUPTING ME
Stressed dad of 11: I love it when you're in a bad mood😍 Stressed dad of 11: really sets my 🍆 on 🔥 👅💦
help?¿?: no I don't think it's me that makes your dick like that, I think you have an STI
Stressed dad of 11: HXKJDOAHQCJD
help?¿?: can I ask my question before I end up not giving a shit?
Stressed dad of 11: if we stop talking about the adventures of my dick then yeah sure
help?¿?: okay so help?¿?: y'know the other day how you were kinda down but you wouldn't tell me what was wrong
Stressed dad of 11:
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Stressed dad of 11: sure
help?¿?: you do know that I'm gonna just keep annoying you until you tell me what's wrong
Stressed dad of 11: ...fuck sake Stressed dad of 11: alright what do you want to know?
help?¿?: WHERE DO I START
Stressed dad of 11: ERM WOW OKAY
help?¿?: okay okay okay help?¿?: let's try and be serious for this help?¿?: bc you seemed genuinely upset the other day
Stressed dad of 11: you want to know why I wasn't myself?
help?¿?: yeah...I guess that's the easiest way to put it
Stressed dad of 11: it's gonna get a little deep
help?¿?: THATS WHAT HE SAID HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stressed dad of 11: "let's be serious" he said "never-fucking-mind" he said Stressed dad of 11: fucking smh
help?¿?: oh c'mon you can't say smth like that and then not expect me to say that
Stressed dad of 11: can we get back to being serious again?
help?¿?: ofc
Stressed dad of 11: basically...I like someone
help?¿?: oh help?¿?: IS THAT IT?
Stressed dad of 11: no dumbass, let me explain
help?¿?: oh shit sorry, carry on
Stressed dad of 11: I like this person but they like someone else Stressed dad of 11: and when I look at the person that they like I realise that I'll never be good enough for them Stressed dad of 11: the person that they like can get them anything they want and they're good-looking and funny and HELL I WOULD DATE THEM IF I WASNT SO IN LOVE WITH THIS FUCKING STUPID HEADASS
help?¿?: you're the type to overfeed your s/o to the point of making them sick and then telling them it was out of love
Stressed dad of 11: jacob this isn't funny Stressed dad of 11: they deserve the world and I can give them a half-eaten box of cereal and a bag of dog shit
help?¿?: why do you have a bag of dog shit?
Stressed dad of 11: IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOURE GONNA SAY TO THAT
help?¿?: TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE A BAG OF DOG SHIT THEN WE CAN CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION
Stressed dad of 11: OKAY SO I CANT EVEN GIVE THEM A BAG OF SHIT Stressed dad of 11: YOURE REALLY NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS SITUATION
help?¿?: okay look help?¿?: if this person, whoever the hell it might be, cant see that you're one of, if not THE, kindest person that's too sweet and caring for this disgusting world then clearly they're not the one for you help?¿?: also have they seen your face? Bro you're handsome af help?¿?: no homo tho bro😤✊🏻
Stressed dad of 11: my eyes are sweating Stressed dad of 11: see you can be nice
help?¿?: yeah, yeah, yeah help?¿?: so who is it
Stressed dad of 11: who's what
help?¿?: who is it that you like?
Stressed dad of 11: oh Stressed dad of 11: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION Stressed dad of 11: GOTTA GO AND LEARN CHOREO SINCE IM SO SHIT😬
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help?¿?: sangyeon wa- help?¿?:
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i'm v v v sorry for not updating in ages, the writers block was real :((((( also can you guess who it is that sangyeon likes ;)
