(A/N): Me and my friend were sharing parts creating the story.
Me: Once upon a time there
Friend: Was a very strange potato
Me: The potato's name was golbert
Friend: Golbert loved to eat fries
Me: In other words, he was a cannibal
Friend: But he didn't know it
Me: So he kept eating French fries
Friend: Then one day....
Me: His friend came up
Friend: And then he said
Me: "YOUR EATING BOB!!!"
Friend: Golbert continued eating pretending not to hear what he just said
Me: Golbert said "What are you talking about I'm eating a French fry"
Friend: "NO ITS BOB" his friend said
Me: "That's not possible" said Golbert "He is inside a big box not a coffin"
Friend: But the big box is actually a French fry container
Me: " ITS A COFFIN TO US" His friend said "HE DIED IN A MCDONALDS SHOP AND WE CAN NOT AFFORD ANYTHING"
Friend: In Golbert's mind he is imagining his friend allowing him to eat him
Me: "Golbert what have you done he is our only friend blah blah blah blah" his friend said
(A/N): the part when he starts blahing is when Golbert starts imagining him saying to eat
Me & Friend: The end
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