J: Hey babe
T: I fucking hate the word "babe"
J: yup me too
T: what do you want
J: I am here to make you change your mind about me
T: please please please
T: go right ahead and try
J: then I shall try
J: 3pm this Saturday at my place
T: no
J: okay if u don't come I'll just track you down and drag you up here
T: no
J: I'm ordering whatever food you want
T: u got me trippin oh stumblin
J: is that a yes....?
T: and bubble tea
J: yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
T: don't do that just say yes
J: sir yes sir
T: I really don't like you
J: well u didn't use the word "hate" so I'm guessing I have a chance
T: u have a smaller chance than the chance of penguins flying in the air
J: hey penguins did nothing to u why are u so mean
T: well I guess I'm not going then
J: OKAY OKAY IM SORRY ITS MY FAULT
T: thought so
J: fuckin rude ass
T: I'm sorry what was that?
T: are u calling me a rude ass?
J: no I'm calling myself a rude ass why would I ever call you that Taehyung
T: don't even
J: if you come I will be the nicest person ever to exist
T: why can't u just be nice right now
J: I'm trying
T: try harder then
J: sorry I have to go record
J: plz come tho
T: hmph
J: cute
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