⚠ What a Player

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So, apparently, Genghis Khan had the biggest sex life. Like, he had sex pretty much every day and possibly even multiple times every day.

"Genghis Khan", more like "Banghis Cock".

Hehehe.

So, Banghis didn't die in battle or anything brutal; he died somewhere in his seventies. My suspicion is that he died from an STD.

More like ten STD's.

Or all STD's.

He's like the poster boy for HIV AIDS.

If ONLY he made a condom out of leather.

It would be quite thicc though.

Thicc, not thick.

People in my world history class told me to stop with the poor jokes and puns.

I told them that they stop until I die, just like Banghis' sex life.

'Nuff said.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 09, 2018 ⏰

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