Eddsworld erotica

Bacon

Tord walked into the kitchen the next morning, tired. He stared blankly at the floor as did. Then, Edd bumped his side as he cooked two pieces bacon. Tord laughed good heartedly and sat down.
He looked up to see Edd sliding in his chair across from the table.
"Ah, I see our bacon is do-" Tord paused to gawk at Edd eating two pieces of bacon!
Obviously furious, Tord reached over and tried to grab at the bacon which made Edd annoyed and punch Tord across the room.
Tord was slumped against the wall, warm blood seeped from his head. He raised his head and glared at Edd. He gawked. Edd had just went back to eating, completely ignoring his anger! Well, he'll show Edd.
Tord took a running start and leaped on Edd's shoulder.
Edd quickly tossed Tord off. This was getting ridiculous. He turned to the Norwegian, frustration in his features. "Will you sto-"
He stopped by a chair slamming into his face. Edd fell back, cartoon X's in place of his eyes.
However, he felt a disturbance in the force and stood to his feet; he punched Tord before he could touch the final piece of bacon.
Tord stumbled back, taking in the punch like a pro. He quickly straightened himself and clenched his fists.
"It's mine!" He declared.
"No." Edd shot back, knees bent and stomach sucken in.
"This means war." Tord narrowed his eyes.
"No."
"What?" Tord's arms fell.
"We already had a war. This is just sad." Edd shrugged.
Tord looked away.
"Look, I'LL cook it if you want bacon so bad." Edd groaned.
"Oh! Thank you, Edd!" Tord smiled.
"But. On one condition." Edd held up one finger.
"What?"
"You owe me two favors." Edd held up two fingers.
"Why two?"
"I'm making two bacons." Edd explained as he opened the fridge. He pulled out two strips of bacon and slapped them on the pan.
Tord took a seat and waited.
A few minutes later his bacon was presented to him. Tord ate it eagerly and he almost forgot to say thank you. So, he said it between chomps of bacon.
Edd rolled his eyes. "Erm, yeah, welcome." He said before walking away, leaving the Norwegian to enjoy his breakfast. But that was two months ago; Edd surely must have forgotten since then.

I am SO sorry for this being so short but here is a teaser for chapter 2 to this. And a sidenote: this is before Tom and Matt moved in and is after the bacon episode.