Eddsworld erotica

Bacon 2

Tord clicked carefully on his computer for he was playing online poker with a fellow foreigner from a country named Poland. So far, he had remained undefeated but this round may prove otherwise. His grey eyes were trained on the screen; brows furrowed with intensity. He clicked on a card that would surely end the game, claiming him the winner. "Aaaaand..."
"Tord!"
Tord jumped, his hand sliding across the table, knocking over his keyboard.
"Faen!" He panicked, swearing in his native language as he quickly picked up his keyboard and placed it on the counter.
"Toooord!"
"Shutup, Edd." Tord gritted to himself. He looked back at his screen to finish his turn but his jaw dropped when he realized he exited out of the tap completely in the midst of his panic. The tiny strings on the violins in his head snapped in two.
Tord stormed out of his pitch black room and nearly burled into Edd. Stumbling back, Tord quickly regained himself and glared up at him.
However, Edd seemed unphased by his roommate's furious attitude and shoved his hands in his green hoodie. "It's your turn to wash the dishes."
"Wha?..." It wasn't his turn to do the dishes! Tord did that all last week because Edd was suffering from a cold. So, with of all his generosity, why would Edd still have the nerve to tell him to do the dishes!?
"I just know you LOVE doing the dishes for me so consider it a favor from me to you." Edd smirked before walking away into his room, leaving Tord with his jaw dropped.

Tord did the dishes, begrudgingly, and wiped the sweat off his brow. "Phew. All done." He said, relieved, and took off the red rubber gloves that made him look like a 60s housewife. He was finished and ready for dinner.
The Norwegian made his way to the Brit's room and knocked on the door. "Edd. Edd. I'm hungry."
Tord received no response.
"Edd!" Tord's brows furrowed. He took care of Edd, did the dishes, and THIS is how the brunette paid him!?
"Open up!" then in a softer tone, he added, "Please?..."
Slowly, the door creaked open to Edd's room only it was dark except for a single lit screen. Tord walked inside and squinted his eyes, adjusting his eyes to the only scource of light in Edd's dank room. It was Edd's drawing tablet with a certainly provocative picture. It was a averaged bodied male with his legs stretched so that it was in the downward dog position. His hands were under his head, a large grin spread across his face, his light brunette hair squished between the floor and him.
It certainly made Tord blush, especially when he realized the drawing was of him.
Why would Edd draw that!? Was this another sick joke of his? Some prank where Edd would jump out of a bush and laugh at him?
But there was no bush that he could see, and he heard the door open slowly.
Tord turned around, leaning against the table with his hands, eyes locked onto the brunette staring at him through the doorway. Edd turned the light on and gasped in horror. "T-Tord! Why are you in my room!?"
"Erm...looking for, " Tord stumbled over his words, finding it hard to speak. He didn't even notice that Edd was right in front of him, shoving him out the way. Tord fell to the floor with an 'OOF' but got right back up, glaring up at the brunette, hands turning into fist and scowling. "What is your- oh...."
Edd was covering his tablet with his body.
"Is that-"
"It's not you!!!!!" Edd shrieked, voice higher than normal. "Now bugger off!"
"OI!" Tord exclaimed, surprising the green eyed man by marching up to him, standing on his toes to gain leverage on the giant. His own red eyes bored into Edd's.
"I take care of you, washed the dishes! And THIS is how you thank me?!" Tord gritted. He looked at Edd up and down, squaring up.
Edd's back pressed against the table, hands fumbling to turn his tablet off. Still, he kept his eyes on Tord's, feeling the heat of Tord's anger radiating off of him.
It was jarring. Tord's anger was much more serious when it was sincere. And Tord, was sincerely angry. He was tense, fists by his sides, and nostrils flaring.
Edd almost felt bad. "Yes." He croaked, forcing a cheeky grin. He ignored the sweat beading from his forehead.
A harsh slap was applied to his face. Edd's head flung left, cheek stinging from Tord's hand.
Edd turned, glaring down at Tord who still didn't register the severity of his actions. The air was thick but not for long since Edd sent Tord flying back by kicking his chest.
Tord slammed into the ground with a grunt and quickly scrambled to get up before the bear could pounce on him.
Edd quickly grabbed Tord's leg and watched him fall flat with a yelp. He saw his opportunity to get sweet revenge and quickly crawled on top of Tord. Edd pinned him down, sitting on Tord's legs and pinning his arms back with one. The other rested on the floor.
"Give in?"
Tord grumbled.
"Can't hear you~" Edd purred which received him a kick to his back.
"Screw you."
Edd frowned and Tord was silent.
"Hey, I was uhh...only kidding about the paying you back thing." Tord didn't respond and Edd bit his lip.
"You know er...you were kinda ov-"
"You really can't say it?" Tord cut him off, glancing up at him.
Edd chuckled nervously.
"I knew it." Tord looked away, making Edd feel a twinge of guilt.
Edd removed his grip on Tord's hands and watched as the other's eyes lightened in surprise as he flexed his wrist.
Edd tried to stand but so did Tord. The Norwegian pulled his legs out from under Edd's legs, creating the famous doggy position.
Tord froze, eyes burning into the floor as he felt the buldge in Edd's jeans between his cheeks. His end cheeks. His face exploded in red, only imagining how he'll ever live this down.
Edd wasn't doing so hot either. The minute his crotch touched Tord's ass, his jeans felt tight. Damn his leftever horomones from high school for letting him get a boner at the worst possible time!
Despite the prolonged analysis, Edd and Tord flinched away from each other pretty quickly. Tord scrambled forward and Edd leaped backwards, tripping on his bed frame and falling onto it. His face was redder than Tord's hoodie.
Tord had moved to the middle of Edd's room, head low and silent. He scared Edd when he finally spoke.
"Do me a favor and never speak of this again."
"Uhh....agreed." Edd said, watching Tord shuffle out of his room and though it felt weird to think this but, he was really turned on by Tord's redder than red face.