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(Updated) Mom, There's A Lion Upstairs

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Y/n's P.O.V

Alice slams the door shut before saying, "Stay here, girly, I don't want you getting water everywhere." She ran upstairs to presumably get a towel. "Finally, you're back... I have a surprise... New...!" Her mother squealed with excitement. Maybe it's the new pellets they decided to get me, but it shouldn't require that much excitement. I mean, they're feeding me tasteless pellets, what's exciting about that? The torture or the lack of protein it's giving me?

Suddenly, a deep, loud bark shakes the house. It came from upstairs! I quickly shuffled up the stairs, wet, dirty paw prints marking where I stepped. "Y/N, you're wet!" Alice screams at me, startling me to the point I almost fall down the stairs. "Calm down, Alice, she just wants to meet the new family member!" Her mother shouts as I run-up to her with my tail between my legs. A few feet from us, a huge dog resembling a lion, eats raw meat out of a new store-bought bowl. "Oh my- you brought a fucking lion into this fine establishment? It'll fucking kill us all, oh my gosh!" I savagely barked some form of a lecture to my two humans, only getting spooked looks in return. Sadly, my barks only phased them, not my intellectual words. 

The lion slowly looks up from its dinner, its black eyes locked onto me, a deadly aura surrounding it. Blood from the meat dripped from the fur near its jaw, worsening its image. "I take offense to that, mini-husky. I'm a Tibetan Mastiff, you know about us, yes?" His threatening voice echoes in my head. I lowered my head close to the ground as I hesitantly nod, wishing I didn't say those things. He'll kill me when they're not looking, I'm sure of it. After a few moments of silence, he goes back to eating. 

"Hmm, we'll name him Narnia!" Mom agrees with Alice and says, "They'll be the greatest of doggy friends!" Sure... greatest.

Later On That Day (Bonus)

"Excuse me, Narnia... Whatever your original name is-" The lion suddenly looks up from his bowl, startling Y/N. "Narnia is my name, mini-husky. For humans, they guessed it perfectly, no, magically..." Narnia goes off into thought before being dragged back into reality by the disturbing husky. "Are you planning to stay here, and why do you keep calling me a miniature husky?" She asks.

"Because you are the tiniest husky I've seen, mini-husky." He goes back to eating. "Not to be rude, but my name is actually, Y/N. In time, I hope you learn to use it. Plus you never answered-"

"Yes, I plan to stay here, sassy mini-husky, and apparently you can't see what I'm doing right now. Let me paint the picture for you... I AM TRYING TO EAT! So, I would like you to stop bothering me like fleas in the Summer and go do something else!" The sudden outbreak from the Tibetan scares the absolute shit out of Y/N, causing her to go flying down the stairs, her mind-controlled only by pure fear. 

Redone March 18, 2020

Old version below

The previous name of the chapter, "Bone Sweet Bone"

She slammed the door shut and looked at me, " Stay here. I'll go get a towel for you!" I nodded and sat down. " Finally your back... I have a surprise...New... Dog!" I heard in the background. I decided to ignore it, thinking they got the Gravy Train thing Alice wanted me to try out. 

I jumped as I heard a deep loud, almost lion-  (Wink Wink) like bark erupt from upstairs. I growled and instantly ran upstairs. " Y/n! You're wet!" Alice shouted almost making me fall down the stairs. 

" Alice, be nice to Y/n. Plus she should meet the new family member." Mom moved out of the way to show a GREEN Tibetan Mastiff eating raw meat out of a big bowl.

 " This isn't a dog! You brought a damn lion into MY house!" I barked but they couldn't understand me. The Lion looked at me and narrowed its eyes, the blood of whatever it was eating was on its face and looked like it killed something huge. " I take offense to that little Husky! ( Or The Dog Breed You Chose) I'm not exactly a lion, I'm a Tibetan Mastiff. I'm pretty sure you know that, yes?" I gulped and nodded, wishing that I had hands so I could middle finger the animal. 

" What do mean by not exactly a lion?" I ask making the dog cough and look away while mumbling a few things. I tried to frown, but sadly, it's physically impossible. Totally forgetting about Mom and Alice, I decided to listen in on the conversation they're having at the moment." Let's name him Narnia! ( HIT HIT POKE POKE) " Mom nodded and laughed, " They'll be the greatest of friends!" Sure, greatest of friends...