Smile Dog x Dog!Reader!

My Savior Isn't Such A Hero

" Narnia!" I poked him. " Narnia!" I poke him again. "Narnia please take me to him!" A loud sigh erupted from him. " Narnia! Narnia! Narnia! Narnia!-" He shoved his paw in my face, staring at me with annoyance. " If I take you to him, will you shut up?" I nod eagerly. " Okay then, let's go." He was about to get up until his brother stopped him, " Since I'm not doing anything, can I come too?" Narnia nods and gets up, " Sure, it'll be fun for you to see how he reacts to Y/n meeting him and what he'll do to her..." Narnia mumbles.

A Few Doctor Who Hours Later

" What's this?" She poked the weird galaxy-looking oval. " It's a portal." He sits down by it and so does Krypton.  " Are we gonna go in it?" They both shake their heads. " Then why are we here?" I ask. " We're waiting for your 'savior'. " Pixie dust formed into hands and did an air quote. I frown, did he just do an air quotation? 

An Hour Later

" Narnia?" A voice called out from the shadows. " Smile?" A husky nods and comes into the light. " I know you told me never to do this but you have someone to meet..." He nods his head in my direction. The husky slowly turns his head to me, a creepy look on his face. " Uh..." My ears pin themselves to my head. " Narnia why the fuck would you bring IT here!?" Damn dude, you can obviously tell my gender. " She wanted to meet you." Wait... Is that fooking blood on his face!? How could I have missed that? " Narnia, I told your fat ass many times to not bring stupid dogs to meet me! " A loud dramatic gasp echoed throughout the alleyway. " I'm not fat you fucking piece of shit!" I blinked and Narnia disappeared. " You're not taking her! " I felt someone picking me up by the scruff of my neck. " I am and you can't stop me! "

" Do I have any say in this!?" A loud NO silenced me. " Narnia just give me the bitch! " My body swayed to the left as Narnia quickly dodges right. " Dude, calm your ugly ass down! " Narnia shouted and jumped on a green metal trash can. " You fucking allowed her to see me! She isn't coming out of this alive! " A loud cry of surprise stopped Narnia from moving. " Give me it or your precious family member gets it!" The husky tightly gripped Kryptons throat. 

" Narnia, don't waste a life on me, give me to him!" The husky began to smirk, the corners of his lips stretched to his ears. " Hell no! What do you think this is? Some type of romantic novel!?" I shrug. " We Военные собаки don't negotiate when we can easily defeat the offender!" All of a sudden, Krypton somehow got out of the death grip and threw the smirking husky in the portal and it closed. " Narnia? ", I awkwardly crane my neck to look at him. " What the fuck happened?" He shrugged and jumped off the metal ben. 

" I fucking hate you all for getting me into this damn mess. " I mumble quietly as Narnia walked out of the alleyway.

I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER! My mom was like " Hell Nah Boi you gonna study this summer!" But this is just a stupid excuse. I apologize for not updating quickly!