Q: Why can't Voldemort wear glasses?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?
A: Cause he only has followers, not friends.
Q: What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn't have?
A: A nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Exactly! That's me!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you.
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10/3/18
Hello everyone! Thank you for supporting me (reading my book)! :D I'll be publishing part 2 of this book tomorrow!
~Moon_Song288
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Harry Potter Jokes & Best Moments, A Book That Will Make You Laugh
FanfictionHarry Potter is my favorite book so I decided to write a "book" on it. This book includes jokes and best moments of Harry Potter, in or outside the series. I hope that you will enjoy it!
