13/3/18
Ok, guys, can't really find or think of any more good jokes, so I'm gonna do a random one.
~Moon_Song288
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Q: Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: So you won't know which side he's on.
Q: Why do you call it when a wand goes missing at Hogwarts?
A: A Hogwarts Mystery!
Q: Why doesn't Voldemort use shampoo?
A: Cause he doesn't need shampoo.
Q: Why is Voldemort's nose flat?
A: Because he ran into the wrong wall in king cross station.
Q: What's the first thing wizards do in the morning?
A: They wake up.
Snape: Look out, Lord Voldemort's coming!
Dumbledore: Are you serious?
Snape: No... I'm Severus.
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Harry Potter Jokes & Best Moments, A Book That Will Make You Laugh
FanficHarry Potter is my favorite book so I decided to write a "book" on it. This book includes jokes and best moments of Harry Potter, in or outside the series. I hope that you will enjoy it!
