Y/Ns POV
Me and Thomas. We were an unusual couple to some of the town folk. Probably because Thomas used to be a train, got turned into a human, we soon had feelings for each other, and got married after killing someone.
But that was in the past! And by the past I mean a week ago. My father gave us a house that gave us the perfect view of the sunset and every time the sun slowly sets on the horizon I get a flashback of when we sat down at that single bench and stared at the sunset until it got dark.
Oh yeah! Thomas has all 12 abs now since that fight. He still has some bruises but they don't hurt as much as they used to. But the doctor said he'll be fine in a few days so that's a relief.
~Time Skip~
We're meeting up with Shrek tomorrow since him a Fionna had a divorce so we just thought about cheering him up a bit. The last time I remember seeing Shrek, he had 3 little ogre babies. I wonder if Fionna left him with the kids or took them with her.
Thomas's POV
Me and Y/N were going to bring some Eggo Waffles for Donkey and.....what do ogres eat? I haven't given it that much thought. I remember he had a margarita with an eyeball in it. And that one time he ate a rat. But so did Fionna and she was a human at the time and she ate it too. And she liked it.
I'll just buy some onions.
~Time Skip~
We got out of the carriage and stopped to see Shrek's swamp. Looked just like the one in the movie.
"SHREK! WE'RE HERE!"
"COMIN'!!!"
He kicked the door down and the song Rock Star came on. He hasn't changed a bit.
Shrek's POV
When I kicked down the door I was the most beautiful creature. She was standing next to Thomas with a smile on her face. She looked amazing! I played it cool and tried not to blush awkwardly in front of her.
"Hello, Thomas!"
"Hey, Shrek! You seem ok. You're not feeling bad about the divorce?"
"I feel perfect! And speaking if perfect, who's the little lady?"
"Oh, it's my wife, (Y/N)."
Damn. She's taken. Meh. When has a wedding ring ever stop me?
"Hello, gorgeous."
"Uhhhhhh. What?"
"I-I mean, (Y/N)."
I screwed up really bad. She had a weird look on her face. So much for a good impression....
I invited them in and tried not to screw it up again. (Y/N) gave Donkey some waffles then got back to his annoying singing. Thomas gave me some cooked rat. It reminded me of Fionna but I didn't care because she left me.
"So.....Thomas how long have you and (Y/N) been together?"
"A week now."
"It feels like it's been a month now. I forgot to keep track of time."
"I agree."
"....................."
"So um..... you okay after that fight? Me and Dat Boi talked about it and he only responded with 'It was dank'."
"You guys liked the wedding?"
"Well it was better then mine and Fionna's I'll tell you that!"
"Cool."
"Y/N is reallly pretty too."
"Yeah thanks."
Then I say under my breath.
"Would be a shame if she left you for an ogre."
"What?"
"I said it would be a shame if she went missing!"
"Well.....ok?"
1 hour later they left and I couldn't stop thinking about Y/N. I know I went to their wedding but for some reason, after me and Fionna divorced, I have feelings for her now. It's crazy.
