You So Fucking Precious When You Smile

Tampon

You: Namjohn?

Tampon: Namjohn?

You: Namjohn.

Tampon: What?

You: i heard.. that our sweet little jinnie made you lunch.

Tampon: You heard wrong :]

You: oH hOneY..
You: Whatsoever, i forgot my lunch @ home so like ,
You: Sharing is good, and with digital technology, sharing is easy.
- Richard Stallman

Tampon: Who is Richard?

You: OhmYgOd-
You: don't know, don't care.

Tampon: Okay?
Tampon: Bye!

You: NO
You: WAIT

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You: NOOOOOOO
You: This lil bitch.

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Tampon: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Tampon: WHAT do you want!?!?!??1!??!?

You: you already know
what i want ( ◠‿◠ )

Tampon: And you already know the answer.

You: No plEase!
You: You want me to die!!!!?!??
You: i'll die bc of u..

Tampon: Don't be dramatic.

You: Dramatic? Me?
You: kiKi dO yoU LoVe mE?

Tampon: FiNe...

You: REALLY????!!!!!?!??

Tampon: Fast before i change my mind.

You: Ah, you're the man, man..