Dare #6

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FINALLY, A DARE!

Me: YES! Thank you babyalbinomonkey for the dare! GUYS! GET DOWN HERE!

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Me: YES! Thank you babyalbinomonkey for the dare! GUYS! GET DOWN HERE!

Everyone: *Comes down*

Anti: *Carrying Dark* How much do you fucking weigh?!

Dark: Wanna put me on a scale and find out?

Me: Okay! Dare time! *Shows them*

Nightmare: Fucking great...

Mark: Let's do it!

Everyone: *Sits in a circle*

Me: Who wants to go first?

Anti: ME! I WANT TO!

Nightmare&Schneeplestein: *Slaps him hard*

Anti: HEY! What was that for?!

Schneeplestein: For being too fucking loud!

Me: Whatever, Anti, you go.

Anti: Okay, Dark! Would you rather have a bell go off every time you're aroused or turned on, or feel a sharp pain in your side every time your name is said?

Dark: Bell. For sure.

Me: Nightmare?

Nightmare: *Snaps her fingers*

Anti: Dark, your turn!

Dark: Okay... AA, would you rather say everything on your mind, or not speak at all?

AA: N-not speak at all...

Nightmare: *Snaps fingers*

AA: *Can't talk* *Grabs paper and pen, writing*

Everyone: *Watches curiously*

AA: *Turns paper to Nightmare* "Would you rather be trapped in a room with Yandere or Schneeplestein when they're insane?"

Nightmare: That's, actually a good question. Schneeplestein, for sure.

Schneeplestein: *Snaps his fingers suddenly, both of them disappearing*

Mark: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jack: HE'S A DEMON?!

Me: Yep.

Anti: Well, shit. *Puts hand on Dark's thigh*

Dark: *Bell rings*

Everyone else: *Bursts into laughter*

Dark: S-shut up!

Me: Why the fuck is it completely silent up there...?

Google: His room is soundproof.

Me: Well- *Schneeplestein and Nightmare both teleport back*

Nightmare: *Her arm twitches constantly and her eyes are black*

Me: Nightmare? You okay?

Nightmare: *Doesn't answer*

Me: Schneeplestein? What did you do to her...?

Schneeplestein: *Shoots a menacing glare at me* Does it matter?

Me: *Quickly looks away*

Anti: *Shakes Nightmare*

Nightmare: *Snaps back to normal* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Anti: Back to normal, okay! Your turn...

Nightmare: *Turns to Jack*

Jack: Nooooo, why me?!

Nightmare: Would you rather stand on hot coals for 30 seconds or shut your hand in a waffle iron for 2 minutes?

Jack: Waffle iron! You never said it had to be on!

Nightmare: *Snaps fingers*

Jack: *Hand is in waffle iron, it isn't on*

Time-skip, 2 minutes later...

Jack: Okay! Author-Chan, would you rather be in a shark cage or out in the open ocean?

Me: Open ocean.

Nightmare: *Teleports me to the open ocean*

Me: *Looks around, admiring the scenery of nothingness*

Nightmare: *Teleports me back*

Me: Okay, Mark!

Time-skip...

Yandere: Okay, Doc. You're last.

Schneeplestein: *Flips him off*

Yandere: Would you rather have all of us bug you all day, or inject yourself with your hallucinating drugs?

Schneeplestein: *Summons syringe and injects himself*

Me: Great, now we have a hallucinating Doctor...

Schneeplestein: *Looking around dreamily*

Me: Someone bring him to his room. Now.

Nightmare: *Teleports them to his room*

Me: Well, that's it for this one!

Jack: And if you LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT VOTE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!

Mark: And as always, we'll see you, in the next chapter. Buh-bye!

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