Mabel
what the fuck im not even that scatterbrained
take it back cuntwow it only took until mid afternoon the next day for you to text back
btw u need to stop sending me memes
ive been questionedMabel
twas but a few
and i didnt even fucking check the time oh god now i have to tell everyone im alive fucklmfao you seemed a lil buzzed last night
you make it sound like you were gonna get black out drunk
you werent that crazy from my point of viewMabel
i texted you early in the night
when i said i needed a ride i really meant i need someone to come and get equally as drunk
wait hold onwhat
Mabel
whats your fucking name cuntfebruary
Mabel
february
cool
whats the fastest way to get rid of a hangover
YOU ARE READING
bernard cucumber
Humora text is received or in which the writer said fuck it and decided to put her memes to good use Mature™ for strong language