14. O r e o s

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Riley

Cole

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9:53 p

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9:53 p.m

She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly," I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry...

Cole

"HEY COOKIE!"

"Uh... Hey Cole..."

"I AM HIGH!"

"Are you...?"

"ON COOKIES!"

"Really...?"

"YASSSS! I ATE YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND!"

"You what?! Nobody eats my future husband and gets away with it."

"WELL, I DID, HA!"

"..."

"Now you can have me instea-... I mean... you can have my cookies instead... Uh... yeah, yeah, that's definitely what I was meant to say, yeah..."

"Uh... what did you say before that...?"

"Um...How are you? ...What are you doing right now? ...Or what were you doing before we started talking?"

"Yeah, go ahead and change the subject, why don't you?"

"Sorry, what? Psshhh... What? Can't hear you... Psshhh... Gotta... Psshhh... go. Bye!"

"Cole, you-"

Beeep.

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