Riley
Cole
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9:30 p.m
One, don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone...
Cheesy
"Hey."
"Hey, what you up to?"
"Sitting on my couch, watching Netflix with the love of my life by my side..."
"Love of your life?"
"Yep, my only ever boyfriend and future husband."
"Oh... and what's this boyfriend and future husband's name?"
"Chocolate."
"That was not funny."
"I wasn't being funny, I was telling the truth!"
"Whatever floats your boat, angel."
"I don't have a boat."
"..."
"..."
"You've never had a boyfriend?"
"I just said Chocolate is my boyfriend! Respect the chocolate."
"Alright, alright. Have you had a boyfriend before?"
"Nope."
"No crushes?"
"Yes."
"Oh."
"No."
"OK..."
"Maybe so..."
"..."
"I don't know anything."
"OK."
"Bye then."
"Bye, angel."
"Why angel?"
"Because your so pure."
"..."
"I lied."
"That's not very ni-"
Beeep.
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"At least I know I'm not competing with anyone. I think... Unless someone's name is Chocolate..."
"But that's lame."
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