12. C o o k i e s

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Riley

Cole

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4:30 p

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4:30 p.m

Wild, wild, wild... Wild, wild, wild thoughts. Wild, wild, wild, when I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts...

Cole

"Hey? Remember when I said Chocolate is my boyfriend?"

"Yeah..."

"And my future husband?"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, I don't think it will last..."

"Oh? Why not?"

"I'll still marry him..."

"OK..."

"And then I'll eat him..."

"OK? Eat him as in...?"

"I'm gonna ignore that..."

"OK..."

"And then I'm gonna divorce him, take all his money and marry Cookie instead."

"..."

"I mean, a chocolate chip cookie because you know, it's like, chocolate and cookies at the same time..."

"Hey, you remember when I called you angel?"

"..."

"Riles?"

"Sorry, I was just thinking about cookies and how well they go with milk..."

"Yeah, yeah anyway... remember when I called you angel?

"Yeah..."

"And I said you were pure?"

"Yeah...?"

"Well, you're not so pure when you're thinking about such dirty thoughts about Chocolate and Cookies..."

"I was not-

"And don't say you weren't, I know you're drooling."

"..."

"Uh... are you?"

"Maybe..."

"Yes, I'm psychic! I've always wanted to be psychic!"

"Just kidding, that's weird."

"Anywhooo... I'm going to call you... Cookie."

"So you just said I'm thinking dirty thoughts about cookies and now you're going to call me cookie?"

"Yeppp. And I'm sticking to it"

"Talk to ya later, Cookie."

Beeep.

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