Call me maybe (funny)

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I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

 - i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

 I threw a grape in the air

I went to catch it I swear

It hit a spider that fell

and now they’re on my face

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