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Ji_Sung: I just found out something, and I just need y'all to confirm it
XXKun: we're here
YutaXnakamoto: tell us
Johnny.S: we've got the answers
Ji_Sung: ok so....aRE JUNGWOO AND LUCAS REALLY TOGETHER?!
Jungwoo: no, we just make out in the middle of the living room just for fun
Ji_Sung: oH really?
Jungwoo: NO YOU BLOATED PANCAKE
Ji_Sung: bUT LUCAS TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE JUST "Homie-sexual"
Yukhei_Lucas: I SAID HOMOSEXUAL
Ji_Sung: yOU DID NOT
Yukhei_Lucas: YES I DID
Win_Sicheng: HELP! I think Kun's going to explode-
TyTraxs: I really hope you're joking right now
XXKun: HE!IS!NOT!JOKING
XxRenjun: and here we go again-
XXKun: THAT OLD CRUSTY BITCH LEE SOO MAN HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING DEBUTED ME YET, IM THIS👌🏽CLOSE TO EXPLODING
Ten_11: wAIT, Kun's going to explode?!? Holy shit- , Sicheng, make sure to film it, a video of Kun exploding is probably gonna get more views than a sex tape made by a bunny and his white hoe
DoBunny: joke's on you bitch, we're at 400 million views
JungJae: our sex tape has more views than a BTS music video
DoBunny: we're LEGENDS
RDonghyuck: y'all should give ME credit for leaking it
DoBunny: thank you Donghyuck
Johnny.S: y'all should also give him credit for sending the tape to your mom
DoBunny: yOU DID WHAT NOW?!?
RDonghyuck: she said your dick looks like a baby bird and that she's disappointed by the fact that you're a bottom
DoBunny: uhhghhhh I cAN BE A TOP TOO
JungJae: hHDJSJAJSJSJJAN GOOD JOKE GDHJAKAJSJSBJSNSHSBSUNSJANSJ
D_Jeeno: yall is Mark ok?
RDonghyuck: nope-
LeLeChen: he looks kinda dead on the inside
RDonghyuck: he IS, he asked Lee Soo Man for a vacation and-
XxRenjun: he said no
Jaemiin_Lee: ohcome on- MARK LEE, GET YOUR ASS UP BEFORE I SHOOT THAT UGLY FACE OF YOURS
RDonghyuck: YOU ARE NOT SHOOTING MY HUSBAND
Johnny.S: WE ARE NOT SHOOTING MARK
Jaemiin_Lee: WHY?!?!
YutaXnakamoto: Cus Lee Soo Man told us not to touch his money remember?!
Jaemiin_Lee: wHAT DOeS MARK HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT OLD MAN'S MONEY?!?
YutaXnakamoto: uhhhhh he doesn't have anything to do with the money exept for the fact that HE IS basically %60 of that "old man's" bank account
TyTraxs: ^damn, both hot AND smart, totally fuckable
YutaXnakamoto: ^im fuckable no matter what hddjkshskahka
XXKun: Lee Soo Man can choke on a green grape, that crusty motherfucker can put Mark in all of the units but can't even put me in ONE unit?!?! IM SUING
Ji_Sung: ^YES, SUE!IT'S A CHINESE TRADITION TO SUE SM
Moon_Tae: ^you did not just-
Ten_11: ^yes, yes he did
Win_Sicheng: HE CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME LINES, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HE'S GOING TO DEBUT YOU?!?
XXKun: ^i love a suportive boyfrend
Win_Sicheng: ^i show my love through insults, tou should take that as a compliment
XXKun: ^im touched babe
Jungw00: ^Lucas shows his love by hugging me until i can't breathe
Yukhei_Lucas: ^it was ONE time and it was an ACCIDENT
Jungw00: ^yeah, you "accidentally" almost cuddled me to death
Yukhei_Lucas: ^it means i love you
Johnny.S: Ten shows his love by saying that my dick is small
Ten_11: ^awww babe, that's a fact
Johnny.S: ^jOKES ON YOU, ATLEAST I'VE GOT A PRETTIER ASS
DoBunny: ^cjhsdghdjasghj Ten is a literal stick, EVERYONE has a better ass than him
JungJae: ^Doyoung likes to insult people but he's actually a softie
DoBunny: ^STOP, IM NOT SOFT
JungJae: ^you cried when i didnt shower you with kisses
DoBunny: ^say one more word and i'll shower you with punches
TyTraxs: ^Yuta likes spanking
YutaXnakamoto: ^THAT'S A SECRET
RDonghyuck: Mark loves me
_MarkLee: Donghyuck has me wrapped around his lil beautiful finger
Ji_Sung: ^*gags*
LeLeChen: Renjun killed a bug for me. now THATS true love
Jaemiin_Lee: Jeno stepped on a lego for me, THAT'S true fucking love right there
Moon_Tae: true love can shove a ice cube up it's own ass
Ji_Sung: ^i second this
RDonghyuck: ^ya'll smell that? that's salt
Ji_Sung: ^ya'll smell that? that's the smell of Donghyuck's dead body
RDonghyuck: ^wait wHA-
_MarkLee: JISUNG PARK YOU DONT FUCKING DARE-
XxRenjun: ^another nice day at the Nct house
Moon_Tae: yeah......"nice"
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