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#36 Yestoday✨❤️🌸

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Ji_Sung: I just found out something, and I just need y'all to confirm it

XXKun: we're here

YutaXnakamoto: tell us

Johnny.S: we've got the answers

Ji_Sung: ok so....aRE JUNGWOO AND LUCAS REALLY TOGETHER?!

Jungwoo: no, we just make out in the middle of the living room just for fun

Ji_Sung: oH really?

Jungwoo: NO YOU BLOATED PANCAKE

Ji_Sung: bUT LUCAS TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE JUST "Homie-sexual"

Yukhei_Lucas: I SAID HOMOSEXUAL

Ji_Sung: yOU DID NOT

Yukhei_Lucas: YES I DID

Win_Sicheng: HELP! I think Kun's going to explode-

TyTraxs: I really hope you're joking right now

XXKun: HE!IS!NOT!JOKING

XxRenjun: and here we go again-

XXKun: THAT OLD CRUSTY BITCH LEE SOO MAN HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING DEBUTED ME YET, IM THIS👌🏽CLOSE TO EXPLODING

Ten_11: wAIT, Kun's going to explode?!? Holy shit- , Sicheng, make sure to film it, a video of Kun exploding is probably gonna get more views than a sex tape made by a bunny and his white hoe

DoBunny: joke's on you bitch, we're at 400 million views

JungJae: our sex tape has more views than a BTS music video

DoBunny: we're LEGENDS

RDonghyuck: y'all should give ME credit for leaking it

DoBunny: thank you Donghyuck

Johnny.S: y'all should also give him credit for sending the tape to your mom

DoBunny: yOU DID WHAT NOW?!?

RDonghyuck: she said your dick looks like a baby bird and that she's disappointed by the fact that you're a bottom

DoBunny: uhhghhhh I cAN BE A TOP TOO

JungJae: hHDJSJAJSJSJJAN GOOD JOKE GDHJAKAJSJSBJSNSHSBSUNSJANSJ

D_Jeeno: yall is Mark ok?

RDonghyuck: nope-

LeLeChen: he looks kinda dead on the inside

RDonghyuck: he IS, he asked Lee Soo Man for a vacation and-

XxRenjun: he said no

Jaemiin_Lee: ohcome on- MARK LEE, GET YOUR ASS UP BEFORE I SHOOT THAT UGLY FACE OF YOURS

RDonghyuck: YOU ARE NOT SHOOTING MY HUSBAND

Johnny.S: WE ARE NOT SHOOTING MARK

Jaemiin_Lee: WHY?!?!

YutaXnakamoto: Cus Lee Soo Man told us not to touch his money remember?!

Jaemiin_Lee: wHAT DOeS MARK HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT OLD MAN'S MONEY?!?

YutaXnakamoto: uhhhhh he doesn't have anything to do with the money exept for the fact that HE IS basically %60 of that "old man's" bank account

TyTraxs: ^damn, both hot AND smart, totally fuckable

YutaXnakamoto: ^im fuckable no matter what hddjkshskahka

XXKun: Lee Soo Man can choke on a green grape, that crusty motherfucker can put Mark in all of the units but can't even put me in ONE unit?!?! IM SUING

Ji_Sung: ^YES, SUE!IT'S A CHINESE TRADITION TO SUE SM

Moon_Tae: ^you did not just-

Ten_11: ^yes, yes he did

Win_Sicheng: HE CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME LINES, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HE'S GOING TO DEBUT YOU?!?

XXKun: ^i love a suportive boyfrend

Win_Sicheng: ^i show my love through insults, tou should take that as a compliment

XXKun: ^im touched babe

Jungw00: ^Lucas shows his love by hugging me until i can't breathe

Yukhei_Lucas: ^it was ONE time and it was an ACCIDENT

Jungw00: ^yeah, you "accidentally" almost cuddled me to death

Yukhei_Lucas: ^it means i love you

Johnny.S: Ten shows his love by saying that my dick is small

Ten_11: ^awww babe, that's a fact

Johnny.S: ^jOKES ON YOU, ATLEAST I'VE GOT A PRETTIER ASS

DoBunny: ^cjhsdghdjasghj Ten is a literal stick, EVERYONE has a better ass than him

JungJae: ^Doyoung likes to insult people but he's actually a softie

DoBunny: ^STOP, IM NOT SOFT

JungJae: ^you cried when i didnt shower you with kisses

DoBunny: ^say one more word and i'll shower you with punches

TyTraxs: ^Yuta likes spanking

YutaXnakamoto: ^THAT'S A SECRET

RDonghyuck: Mark loves me

_MarkLee: Donghyuck has me wrapped around his lil beautiful finger

Ji_Sung: ^*gags*

LeLeChen: Renjun killed a bug for me. now THATS true love

Jaemiin_Lee: Jeno stepped on a lego for me, THAT'S true fucking love right there

Moon_Tae: true love can shove a ice cube up it's own ass

Ji_Sung: ^i second this

RDonghyuck: ^ya'll smell that? that's salt

Ji_Sung: ^ya'll smell that? that's the smell of Donghyuck's dead body

RDonghyuck: ^wait wHA-

_MarkLee: JISUNG PARK YOU DONT FUCKING DARE-

XxRenjun: ^another nice day at the Nct house

Moon_Tae: yeah......"nice"