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JungJae: YALL I just realized something BIG

TyTraxs: that buttplugs are supposed to go up your ass and not up Taeil's nose?

JungJae: Nope

JungJae: I found that out a week ago

Moon_Tae: yOU SHOVED TWO BUTTPLUGS UP MY NOSE AND I COULDN'T FUCKING BREATHE

JungJae: well obviously, that was the purpose of the whole thing

JungJae: guys I swear, this time I've really found out something BIG

YutaXnakamoto: STOP WASTING OUR GODDAMN TIME AND JUST TELL US ALREADY

DoBunny: stop wasting air

TyTraxs: stop wishing death upon each other

Ten_11: Jungwoo, I hope you choke

Jungw00: just wait until the poison kicks in

Ten_11: what poison-

Jungw00: the one i put in your tea

Ten_11: WHAT-

JungJae: well fuck-

JungJae: uh Ten, can you schedule your death later? I'm trying to tell some big news here

Win_Sicheng: nooooo I want Ten to die NOW

Johnny.S: TEN IS AN IMPORTANT SOURCE OF HAPPINESS

Jaemiin_Lee: ay Johnny, your dick is talking again

Yukhei_Lucas: ay Jaemin, your inner bitch is showing

LeLeChen: you know, I've always liked his inner bitch better than his outer bitch

Ji_Sung: you know, I've never liked his bitchass

D_Jeeno: you know, I've always liked his bitchass

Moon_Tae: ay Jeno, you do realize that Jaemin is literally Satan's 3rd cousin right?

JungJae: hello?!? I've got something important here

RDonghyuck: Listen Jung, nothing you say is important, NOTHING, like if one day you call to tell me that you burned the dorm down or that you accidentally stepped on glass or some shit it wouldn't matter to me, why? Cus it wouldn't be IMPORTANT, It would be IRRELEVANT

JungJae: what if I called to tell you that Mark is hurt? Or that he's having a stroke??!

RDonghyuck: Lmao Mark?? Hurt?! Bitch that guy doesn't know what tiredness and being hurt means

RDonghyuck: he's a bad bitch, a strong one

XXKun: didn't he just have 3 mental breakdowns today-

RDonghyuck: he's lowkey a softie oK-

DoBunny: WHELP

DoBunny: I really don't think Mark's ok tho

_MarkLee: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM TRYING TO LEARN CHINESE HERE

XxRenjun: you're trying to learn Chinese and you didn't even ask me to help you?!?!?!

_MarkLee: yOU WOULD JUST YELL AT ME

XxRenjun: OFC I WOULDN'T

XxRenjun: I throw books, I don't yell

YutaXnakamoto: Yeah, I still have bruises from last time Renjun tried to teach me Chinese

Win_Sicheng: yOU TRIED TO LEARN CHINESE AND DIDN'T ASK ME FIRST?!?

YutaXnakamoto: YEAH, CUS YOU WOULD YELL AND THROW BOOKS AT ME AT THE SAME TIME

Win_Sicheng: oh come on, that's what you get for being a headass

Win_Sicheng: THATS IT, IM GETTING A NEW BEST FRIEND

YutaXnakamoto: good luck with that, no one wants to be friends with your crackhead ass

XXKun: i'll gladly be your best friend

Win_Sicheng: you're my boyfriend Kun-

XXKun: So? Donghyuck and Mark are best friends, and they're literally married

Win_Sicheng: damn, your thinking is getting better and better everyday

Johnny.S: Yeah Yeah, whatever, now LET JAEHYUN TELL US ABOUT HIS BIG DISCOVERY

JungJae: oK well guys just imagine Yuta WITHOUT his personality

Ji_Sung:.........

Moon_Tae: oh- oh my god

Yukhei_Lucas: holy shit

DoBunny: guys, Yuta might actually be kinda hot

Moon_Tae: oh my god, he would

Jungw00: I'm SHOOK

Ten_11: I never thought about this

Johnny: holy shit

LeLeChen: I'm-

XxRenjun: guys

Jaemiin_Lee: iM just a little overwhelmed right now-

RDonghyuck: Yuta WITHOUT his shitty personality?

Win_Sicheng: holy mother of Jesus Christ

XXKun: I'm speechless

_MarkLee: damn

YutaXnakamoto: ugh, you sound like my mother, and my grandma, and my aunt

TyTraxs: his personality is hot

RDonghyuck: his dick is talking again

D_Jeeno: seems like your hormones is making you think like a headass

XxRenjun: y'all know he's just saying that to get laid

TyTraxs: GUYS, IM SERIOUS

DoBunny: no, you're desperate

Jungw00: I think everyone's personalities are cute in their own special way

Ji_Sung: ........no Sharon, everyone's personalities are literal shit

XxRenjun: especially yours

Ji_Sung: awwww the devil would be so proud of me now

RDonghyuck: awwww, of course I'm proud of you

LeLeChen: ^i sometimes question-

XxRenjun: ^-the sanity of this group

Yukhei_Lucas: oh and Mark, you never told us why you're studying Chinese

_MarkLee: cus the new Chinese unit is coming up and I don't know if that devil Lee Soo Man is going to put me in it, you know, just giving me more mental breakdowns and making me question my fucking life and I'm honestly stressed but I'm not that stressed, why?!? CUS IM A BAD FUCKING BITCH AND I DONT CRY

RDonghyuck: you cried to me yesterday

_MarkLee: YEAH CUS YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO SEE MY SOFT SIDE

Ten_11: you only have a soft side

_MarkLee: wHAT?!? I'm a bad bitch

Johnny.S: sure Brittany, whatever you say