< The Nct Hoes
Johnny.S: SOMEONE, I NEED HELP
Johnny.S: cALL THE GODDAMN POLICE
Johnny.S: AND AMBULANCE
Moon_Tae: Johnny, that's YOUR job
Johnny.S: SHUT UP MOON TAIL
Johnny.S: JAEDO ARE FIGHTING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Yukhei_Lucas: Slap them and tell them to leave or get HIV
Jungw00: Lucas, WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Yukhei_Lucas: oh I'm sorry
Yukhei_Lucas: yes I will gladly service you with the helping of our friends AND I'll make sure they're using protection during their sexual interactions
RDonghyuck: what the fuck did I just read
Johnny.S: H E L P
Ji_Sung: wAIT, isn't Jaemin in the same room as you?
Johnny.S: yes, yes he is
LeLeChen: well then, tell HIM to help you
Johnny.S: You don't think I have tried?? HES LITERALLY FILMING IT ALL
Johnny.S: oh wait, he just started yelling "JUST RIP HIS TESTICLES OUT ALREADY"
Jungw00: YIKES
XxRenjun: i don't want to be a part of this
Johnny.S: JAEHYUN JUST SLAPPED JAEMIN WITH YUTA'S UNDERWEAR HDJSHSKSJJSJS
XxRenjun: or Mayhaps I do wanna be a part of this
YutaXnakamoto: oh c'mon, STOP USING MY UNDERWEAR FOR STUPID SHIT
YutaXnakamoto: y'all are NASTY
D_Jeeno: JAEMIN GOT SLAPPED WITH WHAT?? BY WHO???
D_Jeeno: Mark, hand me the knife
_MarkLee: no
D_Jeeno: you are NOT going to disrespect the NEW leader of NCT DREAM
_MarkLee: Renjun is the new leader
D_Jeeno: WHAT
XxRenjun: I approve
LeLeChen: I approve
Ji_Sung: I approve
LeLeChen: #RenjunForPresident2k18
D_Jeeno: FINE, I'll be the co-leader
_MarkLee: Nope, that's Donghyuck
D_Jeeno: w- WHY???
_MarkLee: because Donghyuck has something called cuteness and because I feel something called "love" for him
Ji_Sung: say that word ONE more time and this will be your last day on earth Mark Lee
_MarkLee: y- you're sending me to space?
LeLeChen: no, he's sending you to Canada
_MarkLee: Chenle, Canada is on earth
LeLeChen: Lmao sure
LeLeChen: you alien
Johnny.S: tHE FIGHT IS GETTING WORSE
RDonghyuck: Taeyong, get your old ass up and do something
YOU ARE READING
Ofc I love u✨
FanfictionXxRenjun: SLEEP YOU MOLDY SPOONS D_Jeeno: spoons get moldy? XxRenjun: don't talk to me- ___________________________________________ Check out book #1 "ofc you love me?" Nct chatroom\snapchat\IG au