In my crib, with my boyz

Chapter 5: The Escape

I woke up the next morning and tried opening my eyes. Something was in front of me but all I could see was a pink blur. "Mommy is that you," I said as I felt the wrapper I ate last night digesting in my stomach. All of a sudden I got smacked and of course that fatass nicki minaj was standing in front of me. "SIS WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME ALL THE WAY HERE FROM THE PLANE?" "Boi I only came here to look for some snacks but got caught by Kim Jong Un," she exclaimed. I knew I wasn't going to stay here locked up with her so I ran to the door and started bodychecking it, hoping that my blubber would knock it down. Suddenly, I heard a faint voice that sounded like a 6 year old girl. I turned around and saw a hologram of nico from love live. "Hi master, how may I assist you," she asked. "Dayum this boi Kim is more lonely than you," Nicki said. I just ignored her and asked the hologram how to get out. "Nico Nico Nii," she screamed. She was no help. I figured Kim had set a self destruct mode on her but I didn't know the password. Out of boredom, I started singing some lyrics from my favourite screamo band, Big Time Rush. All of a sudden Nico said, "Have a nice day master and don't forget to test your nukes." I guess Kim is a fan of Big Time Rush too because suddenly the door opened. I saw that Nicki had fell asleep so I exited and locked the door. I made sure to not make too much noise with my blubber as I was walking through Kim's building. Suddenly in the distance I heard him talking to his servants. "Can I eat that?" "No sir, that's a nuke," his servant said. I contined to walk past them and found a door with a sign that read, "For Kim's eyes only." I opened the door and saw a framed picture of drake from drake and josh surrounded by various candles. I knew Kim liked screamo bands, but this was taking it too far. It was too dangerous to exit again, so I decided to spend the night with the shrine. Luckily I found a half eaten twinkie at the corner of the shrine so I ate it, even though it expired 5 years ago. My eyes began to close as I heard a strange voice in the distance. "Well it's gonna take some time to realize, but if you look inside I'm sure you'll find, over your shoulder you know that I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down, so just turn around." I was frightened, but what did I expect, there was a summoning star drawn on the floor. I guess it's better than staying with Nicki.